Last time I saw him he was carrying his stony sailboard (with it's great big weed fin reinforced fin box) out of my shed.
May be he's doing something with that!

decrepit

Work!!


And in between work clients, I'm having cybersex with a stunning blonde from Miami Florida, Emailing pictures of myself to women from around the world desperately requesting them, Porking a stunning blue-eyed colleague during teabreaks and lunchtime, Having to play Dad when kids get home, and servicing the wife occassionally..........And you guys think I'm joking You just don't know what it's like being an international superstud who's considered a wild sexy beast....Well maybe poor relative does...........but the rest of you wouldn't have a clue, where the hell am I gonna get time to do comedy on the forum anymore

Eg. My daughter has just come up to me this very moment and stated and I quote: "Daddy I need help with my homework NOW, so can't play anymore

Sensuous and Irresistable for his age

hardie hardie hardie
Your back, again my life on the forums is complete, you can hear the DOOF as the two most brilliant minds in Perth collide again.

So hardie, sounds like life is a bit on the busy side, geez, you should take an assignment with the zoo, to procure wild animals from Zimbabwe, so we can all enjoy watching them in cages in Perth just to get away.

**** i've missed you!!!