Elmo Angry is just laughable

Elmo Naked Now Thats Scarey
(it's the back to front G string)

Deano,

Very Impressive!!!!

Although a little bit too impressive for my liking actually, you see the rules on this forum are that you never show hardie up!!, so if you wanna go out in my boat, as I know you're a Mandurah boy too, you'll need to be a bit more humble on any of my threads and suck up to me a bit!!!!!!!

Hey Hardie,
If the weather permits, I'm out there in the darkness with my square hook catching the mullet.

Hardman

Forgive me. For a moment I got carried away. I will return to my rightful place. I bow to your superior knowledge of WA fishing (and the fact you have a boat)I will pay to learn the ways of fishing in WA. (for running costs of said boat)

Jackerz

I have been jigging since the early - mid 80's. Caught all sorts of species. I have a very worn out speed master to show for it. Mostly Snapper & Kingfish. Very keen to get into some Sammies on the Braid. Or to just have a fish. Do you take singles out on your trips. I have not been here long so have no fishing friends.

Anyone from the forum keen to go on a Charter trip ?

Deano

jackerz..I think thats an AWESOME company name

P Rel,

I said no mucking around on this thread, and your requirements for instant self-gratification, has meant that you have broken a special covenant between us. I will spare you Elmo, but not myself.

For this, I must spank you severely with a wet feather duster, and I will not stop until you share that delicious herring costume of yours(Does it have sequens). BTW who designed it for you?

Oh you naughty boy, you just can't help yourself can you?, you can't be serious for a nanosecond. BTW That's Spanish for nine seconds.

This misdemeanor has earnt you 6 hardie demerit points, those that have reached 7 have had problems with their hemmy's for weeks, Although knowing you, you will now probably deliberately sin in order to recieve the digitally enhanced enema treatment that naughty little boys like you get!!!!

Anyway, Enough of this sillyness, let's get back to talking about fishing fashion accessories, and talk about the latest trends in Lingerie for the larger fisherman, such as myself! Oops of track!!

Let's F#*ken talk about blokey fishin mate!!!!!!!!!

You make one little remark about digital penetration..............

The PM just left the building.

In accordance with the Privacy Act 1988, Clause 3.2, you are required to retreat to the back room, draw the curtain and refrain from making the rest of us vomit.

Convulsing

Johno

My Love,

Our conservative PM has no idea about pescatorial love, about floating in the currents of l'amore, be patient with him.......

BTW does that lobster suit come in a XXXL?

now hardie, i saw you today dont deny it you were caught red handed fingers in the cookie jar as it were

what were you doing dressed as a gorilla with your winkie out waving a pink tutu on top of the crane near raffles....
Now explain your way out of that one..

Of course I know what a H.E is.............. its a cactus.

love Johno

or so you think........