bobajob said...FormulaNova said...deXtrous said...
forum....
Oh wait...... I know.
Oh, so you have finally decided to try and learn a challenging sport?
Good on you!
Challenging? Now there's a justification to try something pointless

The ancient Japanese art of being kicked in the nuts untill your eyes pop is pretty challenging.
Ah, kitesurfing is an ancient Japanese art? That explains a lot. I wondered why you would want to drag yourself face-first along a beach beneath a kite.
I am not a kitesurfer, so I didn't realise the point was to do this so that you get kicked in the nuts until your eyes pop.
Thanks for the tip! Sounds fun