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Shooting the breeze.

FlySurfer

NSW

4460 posts

FlySurfer

NSW, 4460 posts

2 Dec 2011 4:10pm

I've just had my annual review, and I got a 30% pay increase!
Maybe I will be better off with a Carbon price.

My company rocks, I get paid a fortune for talking crap and browsing the net all day.

How much did y'all get?

I'm going to knock off early to celebrate... gone kiting.

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

2 Dec 2011 1:18pm

So you get paid for doing f-all, jeez what do you do/title?

Chris_M

2132 posts

Chris_M

2132 posts

2 Dec 2011 1:28pm

politician?

cantswm4sht

VIC

411 posts

cantswm4sht

VIC, 411 posts

2 Dec 2011 4:31pm

jabberwalki

hoagie

VIC

284 posts

hoagie

VIC, 284 posts

2 Dec 2011 4:43pm

Are you Hamish or Andy? ?

felixdcat

3519 posts

felixdcat

WA, 3519 posts

2 Dec 2011 2:05pm

He must be self employed!

pweedas

4642 posts

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts

2 Dec 2011 2:17pm

His job is to check all news events for the possibilty/probability of a conspiracy.
So far this year he has detected a conspiracy or coverup in over 87% of news events.
The guy that did his job before him only managed a measly 1.5% conspiracy rate so he got the boot.

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

2 Dec 2011 2:34pm

felixdcat said...

He must be self employed!

Owner operator

Woodo

792 posts

Woodo

WA, 792 posts

2 Dec 2011 2:38pm

That's sweet. 30% is a fair whack!

I start my new job in couple of weeks with 2 payrises written into my contract over the next 15 months. Working 12 hrs a week less and a RDO every fortnight for the same money.

Lovin life!

seafever17

360 posts

seafever17

WA, 360 posts

2 Dec 2011 3:28pm

30 per cent of what???

Maybe you were getting massively jipped before and no your only getting jipped in a minor way.

Possibly they are part of a conspiracy to keep you in line.

just sayin........

pweedas

4642 posts

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts

2 Dec 2011 3:53pm

FlySurfer said...

How much did y'all get?

I got a lump of coal ,.. because I made some disparaging remarks about Santa Claus.

I think it was on this web site too.

Somebody stop me!

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

2 Dec 2011 3:59pm

pweedas said...

FlySurfer said...

How much did y'all get?

I got a lump of coal ,.. because I made some disparaging remarks about Santa Claus.

I think it was on this web site too.

Somebody stop me!

No.

NoBS

908 posts

NoBS

WA, 908 posts

2 Dec 2011 4:57pm

FlySurfer said...

I've just had my annual review, and I got a 30% pay increase!
Maybe I will be better off with a Carbon price.

My company rocks, I get paid a fortune for talking crap and browsing the net all day.

How much did y'all get?

I'm going to knock off early to celebrate... gone kiting.

if you need to bignote and inflate your ego then head over to the SUP forum. Plenty of likeminded mid life crisis types there.

oceanfire

718 posts

oceanfire

WA, 718 posts

2 Dec 2011 5:14pm

Is this topic a sly commentary on the recent pollie self awarded payrise?

stringer

703 posts

stringer

WA, 703 posts

2 Dec 2011 5:59pm

30% extra of 0 = 0.

he was talking about his annual parole review...

....denied

slainte

QLD

2246 posts

slainte

QLD, 2246 posts

2 Dec 2011 8:41pm

Is your name JOOLYA

FlySurfer

NSW

4460 posts

FlySurfer

NSW, 4460 posts

2 Dec 2011 10:43pm

seafever17 said...

30 per cent of what???

Maybe you were getting massively jipped before and no your only getting jipped in a minor way.

Na, 6 figures

And I only met 2 out of 5 objectives... other 3 not my fault.

And what conspiracies, I chat facts.

In celebration I'm gona start a cruise topic after dinner... Mrs wants to go to the Caribbean cruise, I'm thinking Antarctica.

seafever17

360 posts

seafever17

WA, 360 posts

2 Dec 2011 8:46pm

Remember what you get paid is not only a measure of what you are worth to the company but could also be a measure of how dumb the people who pay are.

2 out of 5 objectives met?

They seem dumb

Just sayin....

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

2 Dec 2011 10:09pm

Nice

pierrec45

NSW

2005 posts

pierrec45

NSW, 2005 posts

3 Dec 2011 10:27am

FlySurfer said...
Mrs wants to go to the Caribbean cruise

Caribbean cruise and you live in Australia?? Why ???????

Skid

QLD

1499 posts

Skid

QLD, 1499 posts

3 Dec 2011 10:16am

During one annual review I had the boss said to me, "Times are hard for the company, even though you have performed ok there is no money for pay rises and you will be lucky to get 2/5ths of sweet FA".

I told him "I'm not very happy with that and was expecting 3/4 of sweet FA!"

The look on his face priceless

-------------------------------

btw, good ya flysurfer (and others) who have done ok for yourselves

Mark _australia

23717 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23717 posts

3 Dec 2011 1:25pm

Did the doc find anythign wrong with it?

EDIT: oh, you said annual

Mr. No-one

921 posts

Mr. No-one

WA, 921 posts

3 Dec 2011 1:26pm

Six figures eh, $1000.05

Mr. No-one

921 posts

Mr. No-one

WA, 921 posts

3 Dec 2011 1:30pm

Mark _australia said...

Did the doc find anythign wrong with it?

EDIT: oh, you said annual

Yeah, he said six figures, not six fingers

, although you never can be too careful.

Mark _australia

23717 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23717 posts

3 Dec 2011 1:36pm

Mr. No-one said...

Mark _australia said...

Did the doc find anythign wrong with it?

EDIT: oh, you said annual

Yeah, he said six figures, not six fingers

, although you never can be too careful.

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