Ahhh, that feels better.

Ok people, let it out.

What do you hate?

Hmmmm... I think Perth has a law which states a driver must only keep left on a dual carriage way in zones marked 90 km/h and above... The rest is courtesy... Something you will not see a lot on WA roads...

Laugh it up, enjoy the rage and STAY THE F#CK OUT OF MY WAY when I am speeding to my favourite windsurfing spot

I am really starting to hate working Monday to Friday, especially when it's windy.

oooooooooh, I hate cats!

(rodney rude)

I hate sailing into the setting sun. You're heading out and all you can see is white light from the sun and its reflection off the water, no details.

Then you gybe and all you can see is black and your eyes are hurting.

Next day you're sitting at your computer and all these little semi-trasparent things float across your eyes and distort your vision.

I DON'T WANNA END UP WEARING GLASSES (or worse)!!!

Hmmmmm, blindness or boredom?.....

I hate getting old.


What Now

What now?
Getting old
Fraught with lust
Can’t get a ***k to save m’self
Is this all there is?

Can’t hear so good
Or run so far
Can’t think of the next word in time
Can’t find what I was looking for
Can’t remember what it was that I was trying to find

My limbic brain is unaware of my physical decrepitude
And just keeps telling my all I need is a ***k.
It gets hard to bear
I no longer talk to my limbic brain, but it just wont shut up
And it holds the floor

I now understand why old guys top themselves
Or blow their super on whores

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Originally posted by Leech

Hmmmmm, blindness or boredom?.....

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You could sail over east and then wave ride into the sun

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More like bitch and moan about how there's never any green arrows

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Originally posted by Greenroom

I just hate people who speed

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Like Cousins

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Originally posted by GreenPat

there are three things I hate:

1. Racism.
2. Swearing.
3. Those f**king black people.

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Especially when they are doing it on my front lawn.

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Originally posted by digital

i see your still on that park bench then elmo ?

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The ones on Sesame Street are soooo clean

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Originally posted by NotWal

Huh! Why did this thread stop? Surely there's more bile to vent, more spleen to exorcise. Or are windsurfers such a well adjusted happy mob that they are unfamiliar with hatred?... I don't think so.

I kn HATE getting skunked. I kn HATE like ANYTHING liquid farts. I HATE IT when I elmo my fins. I kn HATE n DEPLORE windy days at work. I hate saying goodbye to the windy season. I never attend family functions on windy days but I HATE having to wear the opprobrium...

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I've Sussed the Elmoing fins bit

I now call my fins Elmo, that way they're Pre-Elmoed before they go out saving me the job of Elmoing them myself.

Theres some dutch logic in there somewhere

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Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

I hate borrowing someones gear and then elmo'ing their fin for them how embarrasing.

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That fin had well and truly been ELMO'd before.

I was definitely impressed with what you did to yours though, almost made it a winged keel

I hate the wait between seabreeze season and front season (aka summer and winter)

"the shoulder"