Your hands start to dry out

It only goes up for a few seconds each day

You hardly ever feel like it

Hardly anything comes out

Your legs don't bend as much when reaching for that low ball at tennis

You start eyeing 50 somethings

You become conscious and see thru the matrix

Hair growing out of my ears and nose.

You have to poo with cracked ribs!

You buy a SUP

back to your best

You are on the same forum as Cisco.

doggie said...

Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first

Im with ya mate

Sh1t yes.

When you stop trying to work out the world and just listen to AM radio for your opinions.

When you stop thinking expansion and start worrying about holding what you've got.

When you've been crying doom over the economy during the last 4 years of steady growth.

When the testosterone dries up and the world suddenly becomes a scary place where the richest and most equal and liberal society in history becomes a socialist "democracy" where string pullers rig the election to keep chocolates in power.

Edit: Every red thumb I get I'll pass on to the one I'm quoting above... sound fair? Actually no need, it's already as red as it gets.

Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first

You've got to drink the right stuff.

Give this a go and let me know.

1.- No more than 2 beers.
2.- Wine must be Reserve and at least 5 years old.
3.- No mixed grain spirits... so single malts, and they must be 12 years old MINIMUM.

enjoy.

Example of how to have a 2 day hangover.
Go to christmas party, drink 3~5 beers, drink the crappy wine they serve... when you're in your 20's this is a warm up round.

Now if you went to DM and bought a bottle of say, Balvenie double barrel 12yo, you could sip that for ~3hrs be totally sloshed and wake up clean as a whistle the next day.

You know your getting old when....

You tell people what they should drink to avoid a hangover

doggie said...

stamp said...
some young punk at your local tells you he's glad to see 'an old fella on a shortboard'.
i'm 38.

Fricken hell Im 41 and still on a SB, what does that make me?!?!?

Clean as but full 3ft this morning. Hit it early with a 6'6 and had it all to myself for an hour. Sets not to regular. Got invaded by about 15 groms so usually I would bail because they snake you big time if you let them.

I stayed out another hour and was stoked I could stay with them and kept picking my waves. I'm nearly 51.

You got plenty of time left on shorties Doggie

You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37

So how you going Marky.

Hey Marky. Is that you in your avitar?

Nimrod said...
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37

So how you going Marky.

Hey Marky. Is that you in your avitar?

You must be a gen y nimrod as you just like p!ssing on things......

stamp said...
most of my worst hangovers have been after nights drinking straight single malt scotch

Effect must be limited to my family and friends... even my Grandma drinks it and wakes up no worse.

You know your getting old when , you remember when poledancing was cool and popular.
I wasnt around to remember those days, but have seen yellowed old photos to prove they did once exsist. lol
I have heard there are some "video tapes"??? of these days,,
but no one these days can find one of those big tape playing things to watch them on.

From my history lessons from school, I think it was just after the dino's became extinct.

When you've been working longer than the kids you're working with have been alive, and you love both of Neil Youngs' albums he's put out this year!