And I thought as a cyclist you only need to watch out for idiots behind a wheel.

couldnt stop laughing when i watched it on the news. better him than me

Nah let's not kill them - well then again, do they taste good on the barbie?

Just imagine pedalling hard through the bush and then all of a sudden this massive thing just launches at you - WTF

The antelope clearly had right of way.
Even antelope can't stand cyclists

What a prick of a thing to happen, he is lucky he did not get tangled up with the bugger.

Here fixed it!

No mate. Have done a fair bit of shooting and did shoot a hartebees but was never into that sort of trophy thing. We lived 300 ks from the nearest town so game was on the menu until months end. We mainly shot small stuff unless we had a lot of labourers.

japie said...

No mate. Have done a fair bit of shooting and did shoot a hartebees but was never into that sort of trophy thing. We lived 300 ks from the nearest town so game was on the menu until months end. We mainly shot small stuff unless we had a lot of labourers.

I was going to ask can you eat them, I guess you can

I have never understood the trophy thing with shooting

Cue barn.........

The one I shot must have been browsing on a local shrub because it's meat was strongly tainted. There was quite a big herd near the camp but we left them alone after that. The guinea fowl that roosted nearby were not so lucky. There is a good feed

We did a lot of spotlighting with the dogs, ( we all had then), hunting springhares, (run like a kangaroo) and hares, no fire arms.

You never knew what you were going to see there. Most of the kalahari is pretty wooded on a sand base with next to nil ground water. There are no rivers, only old river beds which have never been known to flow. The sand thins out and gives way to calcrete in the beds and there is not bush in the valley for 800 meters either side. That is where the roads are.

We took samples on a 4x2k grid and it involved walking with a compass anywhere from 4 to 26 ks through bush that you could not drive through. You never knew what you were going to come across but it was mainly ostriches and lots of stuff you only heard dashing off.

^^^ I hope you did the "sporting" thing and allowed the whale some equality so it could have it's way with you too?

FlySurfer said...

The antelope clearly had right of way.

But did the antelope call starboard?

Na,,,nothing cruel or taking advantage off ect.....Its not a humpback, its a .....................................................
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Sperm whale..... bet you never guessed that punch line

myusernam said...

lotofwind said...

barn said...

You rang?

You mean like this??? Is that a good pose for future generations to admire me by??

Caption comp?

Take it all bxtch!!

Even a 747 looks small when you park it in the great canyon..

Hot dog in a hallway

& I thought the saying feeding a tic to a whale was about fat chicks

Sailhack said...

Back on topic (although I'm wiping tears from my eyes - funny guys!)

I'm sure there are some mtb riders here who have been hit by a roo - I've nearly been wiped out a few times as they've turned at the last second.

A roo knocked us off my bike then stole it.

national Parks and Wildlife Service (NPWS) area manager, Dave Crust, says some pig hunters believe they are doing us a favour by killing feral pigs in our national parks and nature reserves, but this “couldn't be further from the truth”.
“We have a well-planned strategy for controlling feral animals including trapping, poisoning, field shooting and aerial shooting,” says Mr Crust.
“Illegal hunters cut gates and fences, dump rubbish, smash signs, lose dogs and generally only take one or two animals out of the mob whilst letting the rest go.
“Hunting dogs also push feral pigs deeper into inaccessible pristine areas making overall control so much harder.

www.cowracommunitynews.com/viewnews.php?newsid=8303&id=47

Yeah,not sure what was photochopped,,maybe lots of blood
The pic was from the old fishng forums that some will remember Seabreeze had many moons ago.
If you ever read them,,,,you would know why it got axed,,,,,sick bunch some of those fisho's.Well , the ones that posted here anyway.