The neat trimmed white beard

....................................does that signal your a non-breeder

Oversized stomach veranda

...................................getting set for a pushalong or gofore

Removable yellow teeth

..................................a little long in the tooth

Wear boardy or cargos

....................................budgies in the back of the cubboard [}:)]
The old car will do

...................................no use getting a new one

are you 40,mmmmm 40+ oooooooh, 50 ggggooooosh, 50+ oouccch
60 ssssiiiigggh, 60+ mommamia, 70 hell, 70+ hello mate, mate, mate.
80 ya rite there bloke

, 80+ good job digger


