your senarios are ridiculous, your logic flawed....

Supposing such ‘logic’ was possible….

Scenario 1
Was the neighbourhood she was jogging in built on the grounds where this supposed ‘rare pit bull’ resides as a herd/ mass? i.e. We are now discussing the traditional ‘owners’ or life form which used to be the main life of the land.
If so, it usually goes along the lines of ‘beware jogging or being outdoors in this neighbourhood; it is at YOUR OWN RISK’ etc.

Scenario 2
You now have to prioritize within yourself, the priorities of life and bacterial life. Whichever life form you can give a fully ethically supportive and legal supportive response
(i.e.
-if you say no to giving your son the antibiotics, you are placing the doctor in a situation where it would be malpractice and he would HAVE to give your son this antibiotic;

-if you are saying that the doctor will not give it to them because THEY believe they cannot kill the bacteria; that does not medically happen. Unless you are watching an episode of House and the medical profession is portrayed like that.

-it would only be OK ethically, morally and lawfully if it was going to cause him probable brain damage or paralysis that you refused to give it to him).

Next.

Scenario 3
You’re joking right? But o-k.
You can do several things to prevent the locusts from destroying your crops; spray, cover them with whatever they do on farms etc.
I don’t wish to add to much to this; just imagine you’re a farmer and this is your only income.

Shark wise… Shark nets, tag them and have electronic beach alarms that go off when they come within X distance.
Next.

ANOTHER shark thread

Laurie can we have a new Forum Category just for SHARKS?

You could have little shark icons too ~~^~o<

SHARKS - GENERAL
- CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
- MADE UP STORIES
- SHARK LOVERS
- SHARK HATERS
- GPS SHARK FARKING


Isn't it enough to listen to the media bash up every day lately without getting a daily dose of shark theory from the online shark experts too?

elbeau said...

Scenario 1

A pit bull is loose in the neighbourhood. It is a rare spotted pit bull of which there are only 2000 left in the world. A women jogger runs past, the dog takes umbrage and in minutes the jogger has her throat taken out and is a bloody pulp on the footpath.
The rangers are called and the dog is gently herded out of the neighbouhood untill nightfall when losing sight of it the rangers head for home.
The dog is then free to move on to another neighbourhood or if it wishes or even return to the site of it's triumph. When you ask the ranger why? he replies. "It is their environment mate, they have a right to do what they like"
You shake your head at the rangers and think, You're a f%$#^ idiot mate.

I think this happened in melbourne!

(return to the site of it's triumph)
and it didnt have a Triumph, I think it was a Ducati

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back

Coming to a forum near you this summer - Jaws Forum 3

PS - Knotboard, love your little shark emicon

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Did someone say lock

Let's just KILL ALL THE SHARKS FIRST and then we can debate it forever more.

The "be nice to sharks" people may turn out to be right, but at least there will be no more shark attacks.

Wet Willy said...


I suppose nobody thought to ask THE SHARKS??

Its funny because it's true

as previously stated..... logic is flawed.
i doubt any logic argument would make its in to there, so i wont bother.

Here's an idea. Why don't we just take all the dead bodies from the morgue, dose them up with something to make them taste nasty and maybe a little poisonous and drop them in the ocean. Anything that eats the bodies will develop an aversion to eating people. Harvest all the useful organs first though. Maybe let the med students have a go at them too. Wouldn't want to waste anything. It could be a new kind of funeral option. "Would you like your dear departed to do something useful"

Ooh, better run it past the ethics police first.

Maybe we should also get rid of hot water taps????

The risk of dying from a shark attack anywhere in the world in 2004 was 1 in 913,200,766. You are 93 times more likely to be killed by contact with a hot water tap than in a shark attack.

poor relative said...

Did someone say lock

Gee he only JUST made it did'nt he! Whew! lucky

drift said...

Maybe we should also get rid of hot water taps????

The risk of dying from a shark attack anywhere in the world in 2004 was 1 in 913,200,766. You are 93 times more likely to be killed by contact with a hot water tap than in a shark attack.

That figure is for the general population, but the risk among surfers and windsurfers is MUCH higher than for Joe Blow from Canberra who only swims in his backyard pool.

And the risk for windsurfers in sharky waters is higher still. Duhh.

poor relative said...
I like this one.
So where is the lock Mr Mods?

I think the Government should do something about sharks.
Or the church.

poor relative said...

Did someone say lock

Reli,
Isn't he getting out before being locked in? I'm all confused with this locking and unlocking.