Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
He was a wise man who invented beer. --
Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
--David Daye
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
sensical(is there such a word?) lines for all us drinkers if ever who try to make sense why we have a cold one
it sure does tickle a lot of bellies
