Fill boots or shoes with water and freeze. Place back in their room a couple of mins before they get out of bed and will need them

Graphite powder (black carbon powder) in the brim of hat or socks

Spray on deepheat (aerosol version for sore muscles) sprayed onto toilet paper roll

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Glad wrap over the dunny.

Short sheeting beds.

Super glue in locks.

Touch powder in locks. (iodine and sulphur I think) Be careful with that one.

Prawn peelings in the A/C duct. (Nasty)

Find all the alarm clocks you can, set them all for different times of the day and night and hide them all through someone's room. Just be warned that it may take a day or two for them to find it amusing and give the alarm clocks back..

Bed flipping is always fun too..

Also, stealing all of someones stuff while they are in the shower - towel, clothes.. everything. We had a naked, wet guy run down the corridor holding two very small bathmats together at the sides. The funniest part was that by the time he'd got to his room there was an audience. And the door was locked!

Marmite smeared around the top of a lightbulb..

Swap the contents underwear drawers. (especially good swapping a guy's stuff with a girl's)

And the best prank of all- actually turning up to lectures. Hilarious.

Not sure whether it happened or not, but it makes a good story. During O week, some workers were doing some minor roadworks near the uni. Some students went down and spoke to the supervisor to give them a tip-off, telling him that it was O week and as a prank, some otherstudents were intending to come down in a police car masquerading as police to try to stop them from doing their work. They suggested that he tell his workers not to take any crap from these pretend cops.

Then the same students phoned to local cops anonomously and said that it was O week at the uni and there was a group of students out on the highway doing some minor roadworks and that they should probably go down and do something about it.
The students would probably protest that they were real road workers but thay shouldn't be believed.

Then they hid in the bushes to watch the fireworks.

DL said...

toilet blue in the shower heads

Barley sugars are good - they end up really sticky rather than blue.

Set a fire extinguisher off in someones room.
Fill someone's car with 500l of bean bag balls.
Take all the labels off the food tins.
Toilet paper+water+someones bedroom walls/roof.

Just a few things we've done to each other.

colinwill78 said...

just came up with a good one.

probably better for work though.

I'm leaving work tomorrow,
so i have taken a snapshot of my computer desktop.
tomorrow i will set that as my wallpaper and delete all the icons.

When they log into my computer to finish all my left over tasks it will be like none of the icons are working (except the start button.)

I won't be here to enjoy it but it will probably take the IT expert to work out what is wrong with my computer.

Just for an extra laugh i have used the same image for the screen saver and added a warning box to click here to unlock the computer, as soon as they touch the mouse it will disappear.

Does that make sense? Is it funny to anyone else??

actually it probably would work well in the library or computer room ata university

Yep...

I did this to a guy at work... Had him stumped... was kinda funny as he had heaps of un-saved files open which I left in the screen shot...

Don't forget to keep the task bar in your desktop screenshot, then hide the real task bar - that way the start button is just the image - and doesn't work either... and you don't need to delete the desk top icons, you can hide all of those also... Just right mouse click on your screen, select "Arrange Icons By" and de-select "Show Desktop Icons"

Bristol said...

At uni, mid 60s, we picked up a Mini and left it lengthwise between two trees. There was about 3" clearance each end. Poor bugger tried to drive it out by backing and filling; impossible. He knew who did it from the laughter coming from the adjacent block.

he he... done that one too... sort of... turned a small car sideways in a perpandicular car park, with cars on either side

walshd said...

Run a wire from one of the car's sparkplug leads to the car seat (careful so it cant touch anything metal in the seat or the current will be grounded).

When they go to start the car they will get a shock.

(P.S. make sure they dont have any heart conditions)

or testicular conditions....yeeeeouch.


thanks for the tips on the screen wallpaper joke too pugwash.

Ditto

should have used helium filled ones as well!