To the next kiter that out points me when I'm on starboard, forces me to ditch to avoid a collision with lines or fall off plane/in water, then sprays me while boosting...
... let's play Chicken.
Seriously. If you see me on starboard, unhooked and grinning you know what game we're playing. You can't win, and you can't quit.

Any legal advice appreciated. Does this count as premeditated?