these are some of the quotes that supervisors have said about their employees.........
1. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot



2. I would not allow this employee to breed



3. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there



4. She sets low standards and consistently fails to achieve them



5. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better.



6. Since my last report this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig



7. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer



8. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching



9. Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together



10. A photographic memory but with the lens cap glued over



11. Gates down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming



12. If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate



13. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change



14. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled



15. Takes him 1 ½ hours to watch 60 minutes



16. Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

One I found yesterday.

"A nation is judged by the quality of it's proverbs" - German Proverb.

Unfortunately when his/her ship was in, he/she was down the airport