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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

brady

TAS

455 posts

brady

TAS, 455 posts

30 May 2007 9:55am

We luv you man. Good to see the tassie graphs

. I only just noticed them for the first time. Not sure how long they've been there.

Thanks heaps

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

30 May 2007 8:24am

I agree we should canabalise Laurie. He might taste nice with a sprig of garlic and a drizzle of balsamic.

laurie

QLD

3902 posts

laurie

QLD, 3902 posts

30 May 2007 11:59am

No Worries! (except for the canabilise bit...)

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

6 Jun 2007 10:10pm

is canabilisation similar to castration? and what is this canonising?

sounds explosive.

digital

291 posts

digital

WA, 291 posts

7 Jun 2007 1:16pm

I do believe canonising is the act to one`s self in a self portrait manner, the spreading of one`s arse cheeks and sitting on a scanner pressing the multiple scan button .

The Grinch

733 posts

The Grinch

WA, 733 posts

7 Jun 2007 2:33pm

Canonising is similar to Caramelizing..

We should Caramelize him, then eat him.. to show our appreciation

GreenPat

QLD

4107 posts

GreenPat

QLD, 4107 posts

10 Jun 2007 12:23am

If we cauterize him first it might make the caremelizing and subsequent cannibalizing easier?

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

10 Jun 2007 12:33am

is he caucasion?

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

10 Jun 2007 1:13pm

lets give him a castration

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

11 Jun 2007 12:36am

if he could be capitalised then maybe we're onto something.

The Grinch

733 posts

The Grinch

WA, 733 posts

11 Jun 2007 11:00am

Its done..
We will give him a

Honorary Capitalized castrated caucasion cauterized caramelization ceremony.

I think he'll like that, but we'll keep it a surprise.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

11 Jun 2007 11:37am

Yeah we could sneak up on him nexttime he is in coles
Whisk him away in a wobbly trolley and undertake the wicked deeds

I'll bring the balsamic and garlic...which could also be purchased in coles at a reasonable price too.

GreenPat

QLD

4107 posts

GreenPat

QLD, 4107 posts

11 Jun 2007 1:39pm

quote:
Originally posted by The Grinch

Its done..
We will give him a

Honorary Capitalized castrated caucasion cauterized caramelization ceremony.

I think he'll like that, but we'll keep it a surprise.

What about the canonisation?

digital

291 posts

digital

WA, 291 posts

11 Jun 2007 12:49pm

I`ll bring the copying machine

The Grinch

733 posts

The Grinch

WA, 733 posts

11 Jun 2007 12:56pm

Damn... I'll have to redo the certificate now..

Do Coles do metal skewers?

digital

291 posts

digital

WA, 291 posts

11 Jun 2007 1:00pm

yep , same isle as the rice and coconut cream .

you better grab some napkins as well , looks likes there is gunna be a feeding frenzie .

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

11 Jun 2007 2:23pm

Digi, it looks like you will have to take up cannibilisation, cos the fishing bag limits will put you out of business soon.

decrepit

12885 posts

decrepit

WA, 12885 posts

11 Jun 2007 6:02pm

I reckon we could get "The Chasers" involved in this and get it televised!

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

11 Jun 2007 6:38pm

or i could just get the missus to bring the video camera.

Could post it on You tube then Grinch could post a link to it on seabreeze asking if anyone thought he was sick watching it and laughing..

I also have a great set of tongs if needed.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

11 Jun 2007 11:29pm

castration then mulesing.

then canonise using digis method.

definitely bring your tongs rellie.

digital

291 posts

digital

WA, 291 posts

11 Jun 2007 10:29pm

if it was turned into a street party we could have those big fan things happening like on that Tooheys` beer add and perhaps get some free refreshments .

given enough notice I could run the net out and get some fresh dolphin for appertisers , and maybe someone else could club a couple of seal pups for the spit .

I`ll show you grumps what a bag limit is

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

12 Jun 2007 12:35am

the fishing forum returns!

come on laurie, reinstate it,

it's all harmless whale plundering fun!

digital

291 posts

digital

WA, 291 posts

11 Jun 2007 11:07pm

yes greenleader this has some trademark symptons of a fishing forum .

it started with..
brady expressing his love for a man ,
poor relie with his 2 secrete herbs and spices for humans ( also for seals ),
your self with a interest in castration ,
the grinch with a taste for caramel ,
grumples the acting fisheries officer and
decrepit handling the video productions .

aaahh nothing like cyberspace

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

12 Jun 2007 9:16am

we could always do this to him.

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=4769

Wineman

NSW

1412 posts

Wineman

NSW, 1412 posts

12 Jun 2007 10:19am

by the time you finish with him, he may look (& feel) like this...

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=3469&text=dog

The Grinch

733 posts

The Grinch

WA, 733 posts

12 Jun 2007 10:34am

quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

or i could just get the missus to bring the video camera.

Could post it on You tube then Grinch could post a link to it on seabreeze asking if anyone thought he was sick watching it and laughing..

I also have a great set of tongs if needed.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

12 Jun 2007 10:42am

Hes a quick runner tho, dunno how we could snare him
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2902

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

25 Jul 2007 5:15pm

Laurie,
Could we please have one of those counters which tells you how many members are currently logged in?

(A step more advanced is to have a list of members names who are currently logged in)

There is obviously no advantage in having that, it would just be another interesting feature on what is already the best windsurfing website in Australia

Thanks,
Knot Board

laurie

QLD

3902 posts

laurie

QLD, 3902 posts

26 Jul 2007 2:06pm

Always wonder about those counter thingamajigs. Shall look into it - we'd have to build it as it's not standard to this forum package.

Re features, we're about to launch a brand new addition that we've been working on for over a month ..

Stay tuned...

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

26 Jul 2007 2:15pm

Whadeva ya do dont Vistaise it. Vista is kn ugly. (imo)

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

26 Jul 2007 3:29pm

Is it a Seabreeze Widget Laurie?
Is it? Is it? Is it

ooooohh I can't wait!!!!

Tell us now, yeah
ohhhh come on tell us!

I hope it's a widget

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