With the continued disrespect toward our traditional fbombs and c words, not to mention the s word (over use in the media, casual use around the water cooler, teenagers bragging rights etc) is it time for a new high potency, "untouchable" swear word? A word that has the ability to shock when pulled out for times of need when full impact is required? The traditional swear words seem to evolve from intercourse, poo and Vagina, what could substitute these?

arancini said..
The traditional swear words seem to evolve from intercourse, poo and Vagina, what could substitute these?

Typical Anglo Saxon, maybe we should look at other cultures for inspiration.
I think there are a few that are religion derived, blasphemy of one sort or another.

I think in a secular culture where body functions have no taboos on them, it's going to be hard to find a good swear word.

Tax.

cHODE?

****wit
Wouldn't you know it, and I left out the 'c', okay try this.
Phukwit

Peter Moon comes up with a few nice expressions

Poor Michael Fletcher, what's his nickname?

I'm wishing i didn't just google felching.

I like ****tard

"Shplonky"

It's a secret word between me and my little boy that means whatever you need it to mean.

That's so shplonky!

Don't be a Shplonky dad.

Clean up your Shplonky room.

How was kindy today? Shplonky.

Knuck****le