So next time I travel I should get a fat suit like they use in the movies and shove my kites/harness/towels/wetty etc in there. Maybe even whack the bar n lines down my dacks as no-one will be likely to say anything.. as no-one wants to admit they looked there in the 1st place
Dribble a bit of pie n sauce and curry all over my outfit and there you go - free baggage and no questions asked!
BTW - "I'll have the vegetarian meal you stoopid kn hosty!! Do i look like I eat meat?!? Now bring me a few extra deserts - and hurry!"
BTW - they should make kites/sails outta the material used in those trackies (or is that a tent?) surely that material has the largest load bearing capacity knonw to science?
