SWMBO was at the local council pool doing her aqua-fit class with a bunch of old chooks, I got there a bit early to pick her up- so grabbed a cuppa and sat back to watch the floundering.
When the girls finish thier syncronised drowning class they have a gossip session in the cafe.

While I am scoffing thier cake, a cute little 2 to 3 year old girl came bursting out of the creche "daddy-daddying" climbed up onto my lap and gave me big hugs

Smoking hot young mum came rushing up apologising- turns out cutekids dad/ luckyhubby is a mineworker who comes home wearing a similar hi-vis shirt to the one I was wearing, and hotmum had just told cutekid they were going to "go and get daddy" then she saw my shirt and pavlovs dog reflex kicked in!

the chooks had a cackle over the whole episode- mostly the look on my face, must have been priceless!!

stephen.

We've got a 21mth old girl, I can't count how many times she mistakes someone else's legs for mine or wife's in the forest of legs she must be confronted with daily. I love to watch others smile & bend down to say hello...only to see the face of a terrified kid that's made a simple blunder.

The best ones are those who pick her up (mates, colleagues etc.). She freezes, looks around and I always get a massive hug when I take her off their hands.

Reminds me of the guy that got stopped in the supermarket by woman who said, "I think you might be the father of one of my kids".
He stopped, looked at her for a long while and finally replied, "Are you the stripper I banged on the pool table at Johno's bucks party?"
She looked horrified and said, "No, your son is in the year 3 class that I teach!"

And not at all surprising.

theDoctor said...



I have to keep 300m from primary schools and wiggles concerts...

It's a court thing

Paedophiles: At least they drive by schools very slowly.

evlPanda said...

theDoctor said...



I have to keep 300m from primary schools and wiggles concerts...

It's a court thing

Paedophiles: At least they drive by schools very slowly.

The worst thing would be having to go to bed at 7:00pm every night

I was at a dinner party on the sauce with my wife on one side and sister on the other. Late in the night I put my hand on my wifes leg and then slid it up under her skirt (mid conversation with head turned other way).
but it was the wrong side

I'm hoping he is referring to his wifes sister, not his own???

Next door neighbour's 16 yo daughter cut herself on a nail in our common fence.

Neighbour said he would claim med insurance and would I photograph his daughter's gash.

Guess who is in court tomorrow?