got a bit of a scare today as i went crabbing in the estuary, i saw two swashbuckling fellows with eye patches and hats, in a stacer runabout heading out to the ocean armed with fishing rods.

They looked quite scary and one of them looked remarkably like hardie. He had a cutless in his teeth and was letting loose a blood curdling arrrrrrrrr arrrrrrrrr me hearties. He also had what appeared to be a dead gollah drooped over his shoulder.

I called the local water police, but they were more interested in the size of my crabs than apprehending these mercenary killers...

Anyone else spot them..??

aaaahaaaa
it was you i thought so....

yeah yeah hardie try and disguise it but i know better i saw that treasure cheast you were unloading, i saw the dead gollah i know....

your a f*kin swashbuckling pirate and you've got a wooden leg

i've seen you plundering and raping. in fact you've plundered and raped me in the past....such joy such memory.. i've seen you wondering around mandurah as if in a daze with a soggy bit of parchment in your hand and i've seen you in the cut there beating up an old man with a stick screaming mutiny.

I know your type......pirate....

"i've seen you plundering and raping. in fact you've plundered and raped me in the past....such joy such memory.. "

When you say such things, the sky appears more blue, the grass more green, kentucky bourban tastes sweeter, morning woodies more timber like, the stars shine brighter, the moon glows more glowingly, the ocean feels more wet than it usually does, I need less hamburger meals to feel fulfilled............You are the electric starter motor that ignites my sinovial node, the neurotransmitter that excites my limbic system, you put the capitol "T" into my testosterone levels...............you are my angel of depravity,........... you are my primitive caveman, you know the one before neanderthal,....? homo erection ?...homo erectile dysfunction ?... homo erectus!!!!!!!!

can i board your vessel poor reli

thanks oh hard one but you can just keep your bloody thumb to yourself.

I always wondered how pirates filled in the time during lulls in wind and lack of galleons to plunder

Now I know, and wish that I didnt

I really don't think any discussion about pirates is complete without trying to understand the evolution of piracy in prehistoric times. I mean consider......what would a homo erectus pirate have been like?

Given that the development of the neo-cortex was quite limited in homo-erectus, can we assume that the concept of piracy even existed? If we consider that pirates are defined by their ability and propensity to rape, pillage and plunder,..... we can only consider these as contraventions of behaviour as deviant if we refer to some code of morality. Given that morals lead to the development of ethical behaviour and the eventual establishment of law, did homo erectus even have a moral system of reference? Morals and ethics develop from a higher level of intellectual thought, considered to be only available to homo-sapien man, who has developed a rather large and impressive neo-cortex. If homo-erectus was incapable of intellectual thought and therefore the development of a moral code, can the rape, pillage and plunder by this species of human even be considered piracy? In effect, piracy may have been normal behaviour and therefore not deviant, and I assume piracy was not even part of the erectile nomenclature. I therefore conclude that piracy as we understand it today is a modern conception for deviant behaviour and is probably inapplicable to homo-erectus. Therefore I conclude that any living human who admires piracy and tries to elevate the status of such behaviour is probably functioning at the same level as homo-erectus.

My dear poor relative your unconscious primal fantasies and projective identification with piracy probably indicate a deep affinity with homo-erectus............. and that my dear boy is why I probably find you so deliciously attractive!!.

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Given that the development of the neo-cortex was quite limited in homo-erectus, can we assume that the concept of piracy even existed? If we consider that pirates are defined by their ability and propensity to rape, pillage and plunder,..... we can only consider these as contraventions of behaviour as deviant if we refer to some code of morality. Given that morals lead to the development of ethical behaviour and the eventual establishment of law, did homo erectus even have a moral system of reference? Morals and ethics develop from a higher level of intellectual thought, considered to be only available to homo-sapien man, who has developed a rather large and impressive neo-cortex. If homo-erectus was incapable of intellectual thought and therefore the development of a moral code, can the rape, pillage and plunder by this species of human even be considered piracy? In effect, piracy may have been normal behaviour and therefore not deviant, and I assume piracy was not even part of the erectile nomenclature. I therefore conclude that piracy as we understand it today is a modern conception for deviant behaviour and is probably inapplicable to homo-erectus. Therefore I conclude that any living human who admires piracy and tries to elevate the status of such behaviour is probably functioning at the same level as homo-erectus.

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Look i've got a big knob and thats that

I object to having any pirate labelled as a cigarette, lung cancer was very common in caveman days becuase of the use of fire and the poor ventilation in caves, and to suggest an association with cigarette smoking is offensive!!!!!!!!

Stop it reli,

your feeding the trolls prejudice!!!!!!!!

pirates have fillings too you know!!!!!

With all the other stuff hardie keeps filling you with, its a wonder your other cheeks are swelled up as well

kitsinie grumpy nit
i agree some days i swell up so much i fear my breasts will spew forth a mixture of milk, innerds, and engine oil.
Dont know why i swell up so large, ahhh yes i do i am a puffer fish...now that explains a lot

grimple titty skin flint

i have no hormones i am a puffer fish........that can use a computer

gumple..........grisickle....stiltwalking ........grimpled..... grinspoonskinstoll.....skiltgrimple....... rumpledgoosefeathers...

How dare you attack a fish?

Poor Reli and I have never defiled any bedlinen, we are aquatic species and make love in the ocean................I have never disclosed this here before......................But I am an Octopus!!!

and what beautiful tenticles you have