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gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
5 Jul 2009 7:20am
I hope this isn't 'advertising' as such, but I have a mildly humorous 'onion'-style surf blog at

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

and welcome your opinion / feedback.

cheers.

Gra
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
5 Jul 2009 10:50pm


Gold mine indeed. That's wicked writing. The Spina Bifida one is a bit much, but the SUP zombies is gold. So are the rest.

getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
6 Jul 2009 11:32am
Pretty durned good.

Maybe send a link to those turkeys at The Chaser so they can be shown how to be satirical and funny - tastefully.
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
6 Jul 2009 1:18pm
thanks for the feedback... new entry up now.... Shock Survey Finds a Percentage of Jet Ski enthusiasts to be Decent Human Beings... Gasp!

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/



evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
6 Jul 2009 5:05pm
But as for those enthusiasts who regularly employ jet skis to tow in surf situations where paddling is still a functional option, the survey data is particularly damning.


LOL.

You can actually write, all proper'n'stuff.

edit: I subscribed.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Jul 2009 5:57pm
Very well written - clever "stuff" Gra.

PS - are you related to Rupert?
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
6 Jul 2009 4:48pm
are you related to Rupert?


hey Sausage, not related to Rupert... just as well cos I'd be spectacularly bad at being wealthy... I'd be the 'out of control' one you'd read about in the trash mags ... in and out of rehab, driving my Bentley into the pool... all that guff...

cheers
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6159 posts
QLD, 6159 posts
7 Jul 2009 10:35am
loved the waterman one!
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
7 Jul 2009 3:42pm
The spina bifida one didnt do much for me, I can sorta see the funny side, the rest were well written. yea it was ok....
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
16 Jul 2009 9:29am
New Goldmine post up now: 'Pacific Solution' Proposed To Reclaim Ocean to Former Glory...

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

feedback/criticisms welcome

cheers
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
16 Jul 2009 1:27pm
Just have to quote this bit...

"Though an irradiated ocean might be a fair price to pay for the final eradication of such annoying and useless detritus, it would be a shame to lose all that potentially recyclable plastic.”


Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
WA
592 posts
WA, 592 posts
16 Jul 2009 1:30pm
Cheers Gra, gave me a laugh at lunch, lol.

D
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
20 Jul 2009 12:32pm
New post up now, filed by guest Goldmine contributor Nick Carroll.

'Brazilian Surfers Annoyed By Travelling Aussies.'

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

any feedback etc, always welcome from the seabreeze crew.

cheers.
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
22 Jul 2009 3:55pm
Far out this is gooood stuff. Love the zombie one

“In cinematic terms, the SUP surfer ticks the three boxes of your classic Zombie character” says Romero's Director of Photography, Alex Perkins. “One, they've got to move stiffly, slowly and relentlessly. Two, the consequences of being caught by one and joining their ranks must strike irrational fear into you. Three, there's got to be an element of hilarity in there.


Brilliant!!!
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
28 Jul 2009 2:40pm
New post up now on the Goldmine:

Dog and Master Reunited after Master Seemingly Vanishes Off Face of the Earth for 40-minute Surf.

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

cheers
latedropeddy
latedropeddy
VIC
417 posts
VIC, 417 posts
3 Aug 2009 1:08pm
Gold!

good dogs perspective (if they have one)

sunnymeade
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
5 Aug 2009 1:50pm
New Goldmine Post up now:

Average Surfer Disappointed To Find Self Not Surfing Like Joel Parkinson After Purchase Of Joel Parkinson Model Surfboard.

Written by guest 'miner Tim Fisher.

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
10 Aug 2009 3:15pm
Hey Seabreezers, new Goldmine post up now:

Confused 'Bring Back Kirra' Supporter Starting to Really Miss the Superbank.

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

Feedback and suggestions welcome from the esteemed seabreeze community.

cheers.
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
15 Aug 2009 1:40pm
new, Ill-conceived blog post up now.

A chore to write, equally awful to read I'm sure.

Shock Claim: Modern Collective Actually More Postmodern Than Modern.

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/
pharro
pharro
WA
89 posts
WA, 89 posts
16 Aug 2009 12:34pm
A great read.
You have a talent!
Look forward to the next one.
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
24 Aug 2009 3:09pm
New Goldmine entry up for the seabreeze gang.

Internet Fails to Accurately Forecast Brief Flat Spell.

by Guest Goldminer Nick Carroll

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

Any feedback or suggestions most welcome.

cheers
Tardis
Tardis
QLD
3 posts
QLD, 3 posts
25 Aug 2009 1:22pm
Just read it. Nicely put together, and stuff
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
31 Aug 2009 11:57am
New entry up on the Goldmine:

Global Clown Congress Descends On Local Break.

Feedback and suggestions most welcome.

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
8 Sep 2009 11:02am
This week's Goldmine entry:

GOAT BOATS PETITION FOR INCLUSION IN SURF CULTURE

Penned by Nick Carroll

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

feedback and suggestions welcome.

cheers

nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
8 Sep 2009 12:01pm
The clowns one was an all time classic
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
15 Sep 2009 1:16pm
This week's Goldmine entry:

BORED SURF CAM STALKS BIKINI BEACHGOERS

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

feedback and suggestions welcome.

cheers
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
22 Sep 2009 3:51pm
New Goldmine Entry Up Now.

PRO SURFER STUNNED TO FIND OTHER SURFERS PAY FOR EQUIPMENT

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

Feedback and Suggestions welcome, as fricken always...

cheers
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
28 Sep 2009 11:41am
This week's entry on the Mighty Goldmine:

Complete Bitch Chooses to Read Magazine on Beach Instead of Watching, Transfixed in Awe, as Boyfriend Surfs.

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

feedback and suggestions welcome

cheers
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
12 Oct 2009 4:21pm
New Goldmine post up now:

Humpback Whale to Take On Major Surf Industry Position

at asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

feedback and suggestions welcome as always

cheers

Gra
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
19 Oct 2009 1:02pm
New Goldmine post up now:

Disgruntled Surfer Claims “Time Didn't Stand Still.” Launches Class Action.

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

suggestions and feedback welcome.

Gra
gra murdoch
gra murdoch
24 posts
24 posts
21 Oct 2009 12:22pm
New post up now.

Aloha Shortage “Critical”

asl-insidethegoldmine.blogspot.com/

feedback and suggestions welcome.

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