Jeezuz... what's worse, living a life of indoctrinated guilt or an eternity in brim-fire

The advertised product, "heaven", had wanna be something special... but just like the "Flab Busta", "Supa Slicer", and "Wunda Cleana", I ain't buying any of it.

P'tueee!
Get off my TV, get off my phone, and get off my fncken doorstep!
Get a life! (a real one, not one you read about, or were told about, or bought from a catalogue, a REAL ONE, one you made for yourself!!)