thats a LOT of Catholics !

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Richiefish
Richiefish
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15 Jul 2008 5:49pm
Im getting mass and volume mixed up again. Thats a high volume mass.(fer sure)
getfunky
getfunky
WA
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15 Jul 2008 5:39pm
Imagine what is gonna happen when someone breaks it to em that the statuetes they have all been worshiping for years, have to be returned because Jesus was an Arab man (factually speaking) and looked bugger all like the 60s San Francisco hippy/WASP image they have all been attached too??

Someone in a Taiwanese sweatshop must be chuffed - think of all the new orders with a more accurate depiction of Jesus... I mean people would not worship false idols now would they?



Blokes in dresses telling other people how to live? It is truly a strange world



BTW - One more TV closer with kn Coom-by-kn-ya and I am loadin up the shotty!!
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
273 posts
15 Jul 2008 9:39pm
Jeezuz... what's worse, living a life of indoctrinated guilt or an eternity in brim-fire

The advertised product, "heaven", had wanna be something special... but just like the "Flab Busta", "Supa Slicer", and "Wunda Cleana", I ain't buying any of it. P'tueee!

Get off my TV, get off my phone, and get off my fncken doorstep!

Get a life! (a real one, not one you read about, or were told about, or bought from a catalogue, a REAL ONE, one you made for yourself!!)
Rex
Rex
WA
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Rex Rex
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15 Jul 2008 9:52pm
Still you really have to ask yourself would the world have been a better place without organised religion, I don't think so. It's been a remarkable controller of the masses and its clear humans need controlling. Without religion of some flavour it would have been total anarchy. On that note I'm kind of glad we have religions to keep the natives from getting restless. let them enjoy thier youth day thingy.
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
273 posts
16 Jul 2008 1:41am
... and it has kept the population down too; how crowded would it be now if there had not been those long and drawn out religious wars. Nothing says genocide like invasion, and nothing does racial cleansing like religion.

Now all we need is some way to get those pesky bench tops clean.
cwamit
cwamit
WA
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16 Jul 2008 7:42am
topic would of been far more interesting if it was posted as " thats a lot of virgins"
getfunky
getfunky
WA
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16 Jul 2008 11:47am
cwamit said...

topic would of been far more interesting if it was posted as " thats a lot of virgins"


Nerdy virgins with shockin musical taste for my money..

Nothin quite like a religion inspired cleansing to even the globe out again.. Burn the witches/heretics/other religions and anyone who can't recite Ave Maria I say!![}:)]

At least it won't be difficult to find a full condom machine in Sydders right now...
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
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16 Jul 2008 2:43pm
If your a sinner god will punish you with eternity in hell...........But he loves you..
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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16 Jul 2008 2:45pm
stribo said...

If your a sinner god will punish you with eternity in hell...........But he loves you..


are there pirates in hell???
Bristol
Bristol
ACT
347 posts
ACT, 347 posts
16 Jul 2008 7:39pm
Pilgrims to the World Youth Day were invited to write a short story, incorporating the three themes of religion, sex and mystery.

And the winning entry:-




Oh, my God, I'm pregnant! I don't know how that happened!
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
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16 Jul 2008 9:23pm
I read that they were all told they had to wear swimming costumes when having a bath or shower - that's because they don't wish to look down upon the unemployed.
GreenPat
GreenPat
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4107 posts
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16 Jul 2008 10:45pm
Religion bashing again? Good thing these Youth Day people are such a peaceful and forgiving bunch. Pity I'm not, this thread is locked.
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