I love breasts.
Big ones little ones perky ones firm ones they're all good
I use various websites none of which i should link here

poor relative said...

I love breasts.
Big ones little ones perky ones firm ones they're all good
I use various websites none of which i should link here

You took the nipple right outta my mouth Reli
Im also into Facebook which is not really a forum but it keeps me in touch with family and friends.

hey greenroom add me on facebook everyone my name is Gazzatran Mc Occa
I into fileshare and online games was into that oasis.com back when i was single!!

new self serve franchise, selling top takeaway

Assorted chicken's breasts, chocolate coated, coffee flavored
with face look bottoms, generous portions served on a surf broard.
would be as good as anything that one could imagine...

Coming to a beech near you ...sooon [}:)]

Funkster I gave you a green thumb. Not sure if it is for the first half or second half of that post........ both were GOLD

getfunky said...
Did you ever drink a really good red wine from the bottle?

I once drank a 73 Krystal from the bottle. Warm. On our wedding night. No ****.

Don't ask.

edit: actually do ask, or more like I'll ask you.

So, it is out wedding reception. All is fantastic, excellent food, drink, party. As I"m leaving with the lat of the guests management pulls me over.

" Ah sir, we found this bottle behind one of the pot plants. Someone has stolen it from behind the bar and unsuccessfully tried to open it" (the cork was ripped off, but still in the bottle)

"Ah, no problem. I need a bottle of champers anyway. How much will it be?"

"$900"

"The F***?!!! What is it? Can't you just put it back in the bar? OK, WHO STOLE THIS?"

Anyway somebody else ended up paying for it, not the guy who stole it, unsuccessfully I might add. Guy who stole it has to this day not apologised.

People are asking me to forgive him.

Yay or Nay? (Nay, he's a dick anyway)

Oh yeah, guy who bought it brought it to us as is, half full/empty, warm. Still tasted pretty good.

takes me 5 - 10 mins once a week to roast 400 grams of primo coffee in my "Coretto" (named after the coffeesnob who invented the heatgun and breadmaker method I use). the green beans for this cost around $4 and this quantity is good for around 30 cups of coffee. that's coffee worth nearly $100 or more at your local cafe - and 9 times out of 10 mine's way better (leaving aside the coffee from the great cafes here in Perth - Epic, Tiger Tiger, Velvet etc)....

Mark _australia said...

Whiel we're at it, has anyone tried that primo coffe that is pooed out by some animal in asia (can't remember what it is called)

Saw that on the movie 'Bucket list'...wasn't sure if it was true? although because you said it...therefore it must be!

Fek!! $900 squid for warm Krystal! You could have at least splashed out for some straws.

I'd be poppin a cap in that homey's @ss and drag his sorry carcass behind the Caddy right off the pier!

At least you can hang with Puff P-Diddy Diddy - whatever the fek that ponce calls himself these days.

getfunky said...

Fek!! $900 squid for warm Krystal! You could have at least splashed out for some straws.

I'd be poppin a cap in that homey's @ss and drag his sorry carcass behind the Caddy right off the pier!

At least you can hang with Puff P-Diddy Diddy - whatever the fek that ponce calls himself these days.

lololol....waaahahahaha

poor relative said...

Boobs mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How good are boobs? So good [}:)]