doggie said...cisco said...
Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.
Getting red thumbed for everything you say

Yeah, I know. It cuts me to the quick. Sob. I dunno what I am going to do. Sob. Somebody doesn't like me....waaah..hah.hah.hah.
And you know what makes it worse. The Burnett River traffic bridge is not high enough to ensure certain death if I toss myself off it. Waaaah.hah.hah.hah.
They're coming to take me away ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time.