wheres hardie

> 10 years ago
Reply
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
9 Mar 2005 4:12pm
where is the old bugger
the clones are culled
the roundabout building is now complete, well not complete but finished....kind of...... but thats another story.
So where is Hardie...anybody spotted him?>?
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
9 Mar 2005 6:45pm
This wonderfull weather we've been experiencing has gotten the Hardy creating.

In between working and not sailing and full of confidence in his abillities with powertools and Gaff tape Hardy has taken his creative flair to his formula gear.

Having lived with me bagging him out for table top dancing on this gear he has decided to go the extreme (as always)

Modifications to the board now make it 3430mm wide and 5200mm long.
with the light winds he has managed to fit 2x 9m sails and a sun shade a small bar fridge, stereo and a reclining lounge chair.

He was last seen waltzing with Pauline Hansen (not Matilda) as he drifted of into another perfect Mandurah sunset

Smeg I'm bored

Elmo
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
9 Mar 2005 8:12pm
Elmo, how many times do I have to tell you to keep this stuff to ourselves, sheesh, good help is so hard to find these days....

Oh my sweet poor relative,

When you call for me such, my heart melts with desire, to be wanted and needed by one so grandiose as you, warms my pancreas with the sweet taste of honey melted with parmesan cheese, My life feels complete when you call, filled with bells chiming, candles flickering in the wind and melted dark chocolate mixed with vinegar, My Bourban always tastes more delicious when I think about our nights together, romance in the air, subtle touching of our nether regions, with the odd forced prod......... Oh my sweet man, I miss you so, to be near you just one more time, would be like floating on the clouds surrounded by angles playing electric harps, with fairies sprinkling love dust in the air, dwarfs sweeping up the mess afterwards, and elves singing merry love songs about strawberry fields forever.......... Love is a beautiful thing

I am here for you beautiful man.......Let us play and make silly jokes together, let the world feel our joy in the laughter we create for it........

As for Fudge and Aids, I gave it the treatment it deserved.... I see some of you are still to reach my levels of cultivation..... Do not fret poor relative I will teach you my ways... Age must have some advatage or what is its use....... Wisdom does not come easy to 20 and 30 year old males it is the fifth decade that it arrives..
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
9 Mar 2005 8:26pm
dear one so hard,

Ahhhhhhhhh you are there at last a response from one i hold so dear to my heart, how i have missed our banter....those nights.....those evenings....those.....fingers...

Yes dear hard on i have missed you so terribly.
I do apologise for the recent culling of your clones, and i do understand that your wife is now in a state of PTSD after seing your clone being hacked to death by a CALM officer with a pick axe. I do hope she is now coming to terms with that terrible event and can in her heart forgive me for thinking i could make more than one of these perfect beasts.

Hardie i think i am about to erupt into a spasm of goosepimples as my emotions go into overdrive
Geez i have missed you.....
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
9 Mar 2005 8:57pm
Reli,

I feel myself expanding........ Is it a spiritual expansion as I reach out to you in the cosmos, or is it an increase in bloodflow to the spongy regions of the corpus callosum?..........

Whatever, it matters not, we are united in Mirth again and life is good........ Maybe it is time for a new thread........ I shall sleep on it tonite, maybe you may become creative now that you are connected to me again, and as I waken tommorow a new thread will have been born...

My alter ego has been working me into the ground of late, My amygdala is working overtime producing stress hormones and I have had little inspiration for our professional roles as comedians on this Forum. However, your calling has reawakened me and I realise, that ECT is not the only therapy that I require, laughter is also a therapy I need, I'm afraid far under-rated in the world of madness in which we both exist.......

Bye for now sweet man.......

Ps. I note you did not bite at my quip at your immaturity for responding to amateur hour...... Well done! you are gaining some wisdom, or just a thicko who didn't get it...........
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
9 Mar 2005 9:45pm
shall i bite shall i

nay i shant....nay nay nay

ok maybe i will
Look hardie i may not be the brightest or most observant, but how many people can say they've ****ed mariah carey and almost gained world domination by cloning silly lazy ****s eh??????
Who can say they have learnt to extract dna, **** kylie, and still win the paraolympic title of the esculator descending event??????
Who can say that they are hung like a horse and struggle to walk down the main street for fear of being dragged into a bush by a bevvy of international beauties, just for meaningless sex so they can say they ****ed poor rellie??

You think you've got it easy and that you can sit in your jumped up arm chair with gold inserts on the arm rests, and suggest i am a thinko.[}:)][}:)]
Well thanks mate thanks.
Next time you want to shove that dirty fat finger up my arse you can just think twice.
[}:)][}:)]
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
10 Mar 2005 6:46am


Please close the curtains guys
howley
howley
WA
316 posts
WA, 316 posts
16 Mar 2005 4:19pm
yeah get a room
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
16 Mar 2005 7:01pm
If you guys can't stand the heat..........................
Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply