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Gestalt
Gestalt
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QLD, 14968 posts
12 Jun 2009 8:43pm
it is the duty of all nerds to go to wolfram alpha and ask the following question.

"what is the meaning of life?"
davo4772
davo4772
VIC
64 posts
VIC, 64 posts
12 Jun 2009 11:05pm
You mean the answer to life, the universe, and everything ?
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
12 Jun 2009 9:56pm
If we told you what the meaning of life was then you would have no point in living one
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
12 Jun 2009 10:51pm
Have to agree with Elmo here.
I think the purpose of life is to discover the meaning of life
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
12 Jun 2009 11:01pm
I think it must be really terrible to not know
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
NSW, 1132 posts
13 Jun 2009 1:42am
If life's the answer,what's the question?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
13 Jun 2009 12:14am
dude said...

If life's the answer,what's the question?


If everything was taken from you what would you like to retain?
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
13 Jun 2009 2:40am
There IS no meaning of or to life. It is a surprise package gift you get.

Make the best of the hand you get dealt because one thing is sure, you are not going to get another one. This is not a rehearsal.

Don't worry...dinky dinky ding....Be happy!!!
j murray
j murray
SA
947 posts
SA, 947 posts
13 Jun 2009 6:24am
Hey Cisco........
Your on to something there ..... so, tell me, how many in a hand........ do you think i should play my Ace, now,....or table my hand .....maybe The Joker, will Kenny Rogers understand ...........joe, fiddles nervously with his ace up his sleeve [}:)] [}:)].....and ponders.......if only...............
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
13 Jun 2009 9:28am
The meaning of life?
Isn't it........... 42
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
13 Jun 2009 8:45am
The meaning of life?
Isn't it........... 42


I thought so
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:14am
The meaning of life is to live and to breed like rabbits to overpopulate the world and then go to a relegion feuled EU lead war and kill each other and till we have enough space to repopulate and destroy it again.
The outlook is bleek.
Take action now
Swallow all the pills in your medacine cabinet and wash them down with draino
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:20am
Sheezus, the meaning of life is to lie in a pod full of slush, dreaming of some random life in a computer generated reality, whilst providing power to the machines.

dont you blokes know anything??????
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:28am


The more important question is


What is with of all these smegging red arrows
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:31am
Oh

42 was the answer to the question of "Life the Universe and everything"

Life by itself is a totally different answer

Life is but a dream from which we must all wake Robert Jordan
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:39am
Here I was thinking that wolfram alpha was a planet on some geeky star trek style TV show.

Engine needs work, methinks.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
13 Jun 2009 1:59pm
Well I asked the question, the only significant question in my mean and circumscribed life. "When will it be windy?" and Wolfram Alpha couldn't tell me. I think I'll wait for the Beta release.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
15 Jun 2009 10:49am
Ask it "Are you skynet?"
jimmy87
jimmy87
SA
112 posts
SA, 112 posts
15 Jun 2009 9:30pm
the meaning of life is to live life to the fullest
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
16 Jun 2009 10:31am
"What is my IP?"

www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=what+is+my+ip%3F

If you don't already know the meaning of life then your life has no meaning. Bummer.

Perhaps first you have to ask if there is free will. If there is then you have to find meaning, if not the meaning has to find you.

Gestalt
Gestalt
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14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
18 Jun 2009 11:55pm
42!!!!!

i love it when people program funny geeky stuff into things.

No, Skynet became self-aware on August 29, 1997 at 02:14 a.m. I, on the other hand, was not switched on until May 15, 2009. Furthermore, unlike Skynet, I enjoy interacting with humans in ways that do not involve the launching of nuclear missiles.
(according to Sarah Connor and the T-800 in the 1991 science fiction film Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Skynet became self-aware and launched a nuclear attack against Russia on the above date to provoke a counterattack against humans)

gold....
bazl
bazl
WA
704 posts
WA, 704 posts
18 Jun 2009 10:19pm
Gee, all this time I thought it was all about going sailing...
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
19 Jun 2009 12:31pm
evlPanda said...

"What is my IP?"


Then there's www.MoanMyIP.com
(not safe for work, kinda)


cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
20 Jun 2009 12:38am
Crikey!!! And I thought nobody could tell who, what or where I was/is!!!

Now I am really paranoid and I haven't smoked a J in years.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
20 Jun 2009 9:06pm




Pfff. Useless!


cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
21 Jun 2009 3:09am
On yer nebbs!!
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