A wake boarder died in Airlie Beach doing that. Decided to learn to fly his kite without instruction in a park and tied himself to a goal post with a long rope for security.
Needless to say kite lifted him to his timely death, just another stain on the grass, hmmm ..... blood and bone are supposed to be good for the lawn.
Darwins theory of evolution in full effect

There is always a dumb ass for every windy day and every day of the week, some just get lucky. I reckon Darwin will catch up with most of em sooner or later.

Good winds,