A girlfriend for Uncle Sid

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brucex
brucex
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
27 Oct 2008 9:27am
I got this email form Elena from Russia - and have decided to hook her up with Uncle Sid ( kitesurfing icon and mentor for many of the riders here on the sunny coast)
Here is her email
Greetings from Russia to you dear friend!!!

My name - Elena. I - from Russia, Saint Petersburg.
I'm - 27 years old woman. My Birthday July, 10 1981.
I want to tell you that was happened with me. Some time ago I have got
acquainted through Internet with the man. His name is John from
Sidney. We began to correspond with each other. Shortly we had
sympathies to each other. I would not tell that it there was a love, but
the sympathy was big. We have thought that our relations should leave on
a new stage and both wished a meeting. I have collected all necessary
documents, and in November I receive the visa.
But that there was further it awfully. John has written to me that is
not ready to serious relations with me and would not want that I came.
It has very strongly shaken me, I did not expect that he can do it... I
cried and did not know what to do, I was deceived.
I want to forget this awful liar faster. And to use the chance which has
dropped out to me.

The purpose of my letter: I shall receive the Visa of the Visitor of the
Australia on November.
I want to arrive to the Australia, but I have no any friends or familiar
who
can meet me on airport. I really hope, that you can do it for me.

But if you will answer to me I will write more about me and about my
life.
Probably we can develop our relations also.


So, please, write to me on my personal E-mail: [email protected]





I hope, that you will have interest after reading my letter.
Also I have interest too. Please inform me:
1 - your name?
2 - your city?
3 - your age?
4 - to send me your photo also?
5 - would you like to meet the woman for love?


Ok, I will close for now,

but I will wait your answer so much!!!
I really hope that you will give me chance to have meeting!!!
Waiting for your answer,
Yours friend Elena from Russia.



brucex
brucex
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
27 Oct 2008 9:30am
Here is the reply sent to helena by Sid
cant wait to see if she replies

Hi my name Sid and I am a polite man. I would very much like to meet you
when you come to Australia.
I am in Brisbane , I live alone in a caravan and I am on the pension,
I have plenty of time to show you around and I even have my own car ( a 1970 holden station wagon )
I am 62 years of age but am very fit and virile - I take a blue pil every day.
Hope to hear back soon
Sid
nathand
nathand
QLD
211 posts
QLD, 211 posts
27 Oct 2008 6:30pm
hhahaha i remeber this its the same bird that was emailing kip for nova she will start sending better pics soon, or should i say he
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
27 Oct 2008 6:42pm
Hahahahahahah!!

You only get these emails ,which are actually from male Russian Mafia members,after you visit certain PORN sites !!
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
27 Oct 2008 8:49pm
looks like a photo-shopped Heather Locklier...
unclesid
unclesid
QLD
40 posts
QLD, 40 posts
27 Oct 2008 8:16pm
Right Brucex lets get something’s sorted right from the get go....

You say.....
Here is the reply sent to helena by Sid
cant wait to see if she replies

Hi my name Sid and I am a polite man. I would very much like to meet you
when you come to Australia.
I am in Brisbane , I live alone in a caravan and I am on the pension,
I have plenty of time to show you around and I even have my own car ( a 1970 holden station wagon )
I am 62 years of age but am very fit and virile - I take a blue pil every day.
Hope to hear back soon
Sid

Well all the above has been fabricated by you and you should never do that on behalf of another person, especially when a beautiful blonde Russian is available for me to take my pole-vault tutorial to another level.

How do you think she is going to feel when she finds out that I did not say those things and I am actually 92 and I only take the blue pill so I don't piss on me slippers?

I live at Bongaree not Brisbane, I am no brisso mud flat skimmer, I only delve into bright crystal blue waters on a remote island surrounded by beautiful white sands and swaying palm trees, swinging with me other retiree folk in our G-bangas and rice paddy hats! Imagine Elena falling in love with that snizz.

I run with steeze my BruceyXman, a man with class and distinction, and yes I have a holden wagaon but what a beauti she is, jade green, 20 inch chrome spinners, big sub woofer and zebra felt interior. Something your puny little ass will never get a lift back in from your no winder down winders!!!

The only true comments you make are I am a polite man! Why thank you kind sir, but this does not make up for your total lack of respect for your elders. I don't no where the youth of today get off, well with your video clips of half naked 18 year old chicks, your fast food outlets and Malibu wake boats driving past my window at 6am pumping out that nigger chanting glad wrap music if you can call it music. God dam its annoying, just cause you are of a different race or creed does not allow you sing about it. The poor middle aged straight white guy is the minority now, can't sleep with neighbour, can't smoke indoors, can't drink and drive, and can’t look and porn on the internet and the list goes on....

When all this is said and done, I do appreciate you trying to hook me up, but can you think of the consequences of me getting all over that! She won't **** right for a week haha. More like my little plasma pump will **** itself and I will **** the bed right there in front of this beauti. So I know your angle, yeah I have plenty of laughs at your type, lets now turn the tables and have a laugh at an old bugger who whilst trying to serve a front volley of grazing fire from a enflay position to the russian glamour he ****s himself to death.....nice one BruceyXman but I did not come down in the last poo invested water that reached the caloundra passage!

So the answer thanks but no thanks, allow me to find my own poontang and if it means sleeping with bigwavedave in Bali then I will, by the way does anybody know what the wind is like in Bali at Christmas?

Cheers Uncle Sid

Ps what you can tell Elena is ….
I am 80kg of wetsuit clad
Fighting fury, trained to the peak of ruthless perfection
Kick started, can fed, rain cooled
Semi automatic weapon capable of sleeping with mutiple pillows in a single night!
michel
michel
NSW
413 posts
NSW, 413 posts
28 Oct 2008 7:38am
I think uncle could do a lot better !

give Jet a pat for me
kitepilotoz
kitepilotoz
QLD
181 posts
QLD, 181 posts
28 Oct 2008 9:28am
Hey Uncy! You want I to pop un cap in his ace???
I do dat for famous man like you!
Old feind.
When I grow up tomorrow I be like you, GNARRRRLY!!!!
Love to u 30c
au_rick
au_rick
WA
752 posts
WA, 752 posts
28 Oct 2008 8:34am
user said...

Hahahahahahah!!

You only get these emails ,which are actually from male Russian Mafia members,after you visit certain PORN sites !!


speak for yourself, I never visited any porn sites but get plenty of emails from Natalia, Natascha, and their friends...
unclesid
unclesid
QLD
40 posts
QLD, 40 posts
29 Oct 2008 6:37pm

hey 30cent, you do that for an old man like me huh?

That is respect! Welsom in my house anytime, I give you plenty of food and drink!
brucex
brucex
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
29 Oct 2008 7:46pm
Sid she wrote back - You are in !!!

Hello Sid!
How are you?
I think that you to have good day today, and you are happy that I have written to you my letter.
And now we can have the fine correspondence, and very soon meet each other.
It is valid for what I has written to you my letter.
I have for begun would like to solve some problems and questions which will arise.
1. If you write to me the letters only for game, and only to receive my photos. I ask you to finish it.
I do not wish to lose not yours, not my time. I to do it only for a serious meeting.
2. I understand that probably you will have a question where I took yours e-mail.
To receive yours e-mail, I have addressed in agency of acquaintances in our city Saint-Peterburg.
I have paid 15 dollars, and have received for it some addresses, and have sent my letter. While I was
answered only with you.
And I think that will be more fair, if now I shall write only to you :)
I promise!
3. Now once again it is not a lot of about me.
My name is Elena, My sign on zodiac Cancer, and me 27 years.
But I when was not married because the most part of my life I studied.
I have formation of the children's doctor, and I very much love my work.
I really sports, and the mobile woman. I very much like to have productive leisure. And I very much wish to
meet the man for serious attitudes.
I have chosen Australia because I heard about that much that men from Australia to respect and love the women, not as Russian men.
But now I would like to tell more about my ideas with you.
On following weeks I shall have a meeting with your ambassador and I can receive the visa to Australia.
It will be on November, 5th, and it is real very much great for me........................... My dream!
Because I very much wish to visit Australia, and to see all beauty of your great country.
And probably search of work for me............................ I hope and for it!
I shall have the visa of the tourist, and a maximum how many I there can be in Australia 3 MONTHS.
But I have holiday from work only for 1 month. Therefore I could arrive to you and to be with you one month.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?
You could meet me if I to arrive to you on November, 6th?
Whether there can be I with you when I to arrive in Australia?
And certainly for me it WILL be very important WHAT AIRPORT better THAT YOU COULD MEET me?

I hope that you love my letters, and my letters to not frighten you, and to do only happy, and we can
soon have our meeting.
For me it is really important, that we were fair in our correspondence and that we were happy in the future.
I send you one more my picture, and I hope that you as will send me the photos.
Please be in earnest to my letter very much.................... Also be fair.
I wish to have good day.
Yours Elena.



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