Just received my 2010/2011 AKS Membership Tag & info that looked like it had been photocopied by someone on the piss

Questions:
1. Will my new Login details arrive with the membership card as my old ones no longer work?
2. Does the membership card have a shopping bonus point plan & can i flash it at my boss when i leave work early to go for a kite??
3. Where is the Bloody Sticker for my car so i can promote membership???
Thanks