WA
3619 posts
To : The Managing Director
Breast Kiteboarding Aust. Ltd.
1 Nipples Court
LUCKY BAY
WA
Dear Mr. Relative
It is with deep regret I submit this correspondence as official notification of my resignation from the position of test pilot/sponsored rider of Breast Kites.
Despite considering considerable considerations it remained a difficult decision to forego my passion with your wonderful new 'breasts'. However; as discomforting it is for me to detach from your breast; I admit to having been thoroughly & successfully head-hunted via an 'offer-to-good-to-refuse' from a competitive force within the kite industry.
No doubt you will hear all manner of rumours as to the extent of the renumeration package offered to sway me from your breasts! Never-the-less I feel it would be imprudent of me to outline the source &/or finer detail here - suffice to say it is an offer which I am totally ape-shyte to have received.
I wish you & the rest of team-breast well. I trust that the wealth of experience & life-long interest in Breasts which I brought to your budding project will be of continuing value in my absence. I am sure that your breasts will continue to grow & develop into real stand-out products which will be admired, adored & envied by all.
regretfully yours
puppet
NSW
4188 posts
To : The Managing Director
Breast Kiteboarding Aust. Ltd.
1 Nipples Court
LUCKY BAY
WA
Dear Mr. Relative
Attached please find my resume & job application for the role recently deserted by puppetonastring.
In the event puppetonastring's role has been filled, hope I am able to fit in wherever I can with your organisation
Yours faithfully
GalahOnTheBay
WA
3464 posts
Monkies for Breasts.......you must be insane!
WA
343 posts
if you are now off the breasts, I won't ask what you are kn now into ...
WA
142 posts
The Executive Suite
Breast Kites Ltd.
Dear Mr P. String,
We are sorry to see you go. It is an exciting time here at Breast, with our budding range of new products-- including the 'Up-Lift' re-launch system, and our 'She-said-she-was-18!' range of new generation flat kites.
I also wish to thank you for your passion and dedication for Breast, in particular helping us perfect our 'Areola' boards and 'Skimpy' (tm) skim-boards. With sufficient furniture, and notwithstanding sponsored ecoterrorist troublemakers, we hope to in the future resume development of the Kalgoorlie BreastKiting Lagoon.
Finally, our records indicate that you have 2 of our Breastgirl kite assistants still out on loan. Please return them fully clothed and happy by the end of summer.
Sincerely,
rohjar
assistant risk management counsel and voyeur
WA
3464 posts
Once you trade a monkey for a breast you can never go back...some ride monkeys and some ride breasts...to each their own....hope that answers your question Swearingbear.
NSW
4188 posts
nice one rohjar - love your work!
WA
9106 posts
Breast Kiteboarding Aust. Ltd.
1 Nipples Court
LUCKY BAY
WA
Dear Mr P.string,
thanks for your most recent correspondance and subsequent resignation from an enviable position here at breast.
Your enthusiasm, and drive to test out all the breasts and to find the sweet spot on each is a job you have taken exceptionally seriously and dedicated the last few months to exclusivly.
i understand the decision for breast to release the "Hairy Nip" was obviously the last straw for you, and i understand now what you meant by "it just keeps irritating me"
Here at ample bosom inc pty ltd, we strive for the most stable breasts we can produce and you have certianly added an extra edge to this process allowing some models to remain erect for prolonged periods.
We wish you all the best in your new venture and understand the fetish for sqeaky furry animals out weighs your passion for breasts.
I hope that in the future you will be able to return to Kalgoorlie, and sample our newly completed breast milk filled marinas and we will always have a position open at Breasts for Mr String.
Yours
Poor Rellie.
Director
Ample Bosom inc, pty, ltd
