Hey airsail,
Maybe spend $30 for a good high volume double action hand pump. When used on a one pump kite, it will inflate in about 90 seconds and will give you a warm up, a slight stretch and you can pump up anywhere you like. Not to mention the calories you'd burn.
Don't be so friggen lazy!

I wouldn't dare use one for fear of the flack I'd cop from my fellow kiters.

The few people I know who have bought them have regretted it as they phuck up pretty soon after initial use. Not worth the money!
Good winds,