high as a kite said..cauncy said..
did request the midwife put a few stitches in the missus after the wife gave birth to a thumper, the smaller valves sooooo much better, dunno if that helps
She probably would be happier if you had a bigger nozzle to put into her valve.

your missus doesn't complain,

yeh I might have a little one but my arse goes like a bees wing