Just heard Uncle Sid will have his own tips section in Kiteboarder! Ask the old fella anything from kiting to how to squeeze pimples without leaving a scar!

Uncle Sid has had a lot of mishaps in his long life, most of them have never happened? So he knows watz up, and if he does not know the answer he will lie!

email your questions to [email protected] or through my profile on the seabreeze link!

This should be a bit of fun and very educational, Uncle Sid has access to a panel of some of the countries best riders for help, riders including Ben Wilson, Andy Yates, Cam Prest, Keahi and Tommy Ryan, just to name drop a few! So there will not be a question that will not get an answer. A selection of questions and answers will get published each issue, with a few prizes etc for creative entries, especially ones with a photo attached.

If the interest is there, he may even do a live show on Seabreeze, have to run that by Sid and Laurie first tho. Stay tuned!

Cheers, Chris Wardell

God can't even save us now.

Uncle Sid needs a spoon of cement.

All that grey in your beard should have provided you with cushioning.

Hope your husband is giving you a massage tonight!!

hey this is great
laurie maybe you need to add anew section to the site
SEABREEZE PERSONALS
online dating

it would be good to see hooked up with caring lady ..
maybe sid and auntpaulio could release a sex tape like Pam and tommy lee did after they hook up.

Hello Kiddies, its your Uncle Sid here. I am very excited, I have not been this excited since 1946 - 3 days in Bangkok with box of wet checks and a fifty pound note in my pocket!

Not sure about all this computer stuff though, need help in getting that little picture thingy, can someone steer me in the right direction!

That pauliosnanna looks like a gold digger, I am in my 90's and every time I take that little blue pill I am hard for a week. I started taking half a night just so i would get enough sticking out so i would not piss on my slippers! I don't think pauliosnanna would handle me, she would not ** right for a week!

Anyway nice talking with the keyboard, hope to see you all at a beach soon and remember I will be answering all your questions with some I am told getting published in that famous toilet reading magazine known as KBM

By By for now, Uncle SId