Jonopark said...
Jason zinetti achieved the lowest ever poo stance at mullaloo on the 21st dec 2011.
Measuring an amazing distance of only 3cms off the water level. Source seabreeze.com. Also check out any of his photos or vids for proof.
He also holds the record for the longest ever poo stance, which miracousley happened that same day, for an astonishing 3 hours!!! I'm sure he will try beat his record again this weekend.
Many have tried and come close, but His secret is 3 meat pies and a liter of coke before each session. Now that's commitment.
Wow, those facts about Jason Zinetti are really amazing! Where can I find out more about this talented, young mongaloid? He sounds like a real show stopper! I heard that he also invented a move called the 'Skimming Zinetti', a move where he cartwheels and crashes gracefully accross the water, then asks if you saw his kite loop back roll! may just be a rumor though..