To the Administrator and Moderators of the Website Council of the SeaBreeze Forum in WorldWideWeb assembled.

We, the underposted, being your humble forum members, humbly and respectfully petition you, our noble e-Squire and Breeze-meister, that the account of the Username "Alex Sanz" be banned and banished, excommunicated and expelled, forthwith and forever, from the forum that we cherish and love, to wit: "KiteSurfing - General".

We seek this for reasons that have already been articulated by many in recent posts on said forum, and which reasons have been further evidence by the person in question himself, by virtue of his:
1. misrepresenting kiting practices known to be dangerous as being safe
2. misrepresenting kiting practices known to be dangerous as "new sports"
3. admonishing critics of those dangerous practices as lacking courage
4. falsifying or otherwise omitting facts in respect of his own injuries incurred while himself performing said dangerous kiting practices
5. advocating to newcomers to the sport that they engage in kiting practices known to be dangerous with reckless and negligent disregard for their safety
6. promoting his personal business in videos and more generally leading readers to those videos via his posts.

We are concerned that the user "Alex Sanz" wastes the time of many good members who feel compelled to debunk and expose "Alex Sanz"'s posts, the great majority of which posts are devised to promote dangerous practices. Unless "Alex Sanz" is banned from this forum, the SeaBreeze Forum will continue to be used by "Alex Sanz" to procure persons for his commercial business as an instructor, whether or not a qualified instructor, via video posts featuring a business name, whether on not a registered business name. This therefore breaches the Forum rules, and the nature of the breach is so gross and flagrant as to warrant immediate and permanent banning from the SeaBreeze Forum.

And your petitioners as in duty bound, will ever pray.


NOTE: Please signify your signature to this petition by posting a reply. If you don't agree don't post ' cos we'll be looking at the number of replies, not what you say in them.

here here I vote for groper also.

You guys act like children,

why make it personal?? It's a forum .. I don't like you, actually I think very low of you.

But all I want to do is talk about kites. why is it so hard for you to do the same.

try something new, keep it just on kites?? lots of people enjoy my videos and they want more..

Your getting really boring.

I'm getting to the stage where I realize that there are more tools on seabreaze forum the nice people. Even if I chose not to participate I will still be in you face.

I have so much video of kitesports .. I'll make sure that your thinking of me all the time.. Thats my gift to you...

love it in you brain so much space!!

Alex sanz said...

You guys act like children,

why make it personal?? It's a forum .. I don't like you, actually I think very low of you.

Hmmm. hahaha

Chris_M said...

Sandgroper, while you are trying to ban him from seabreeze, you might also want to remember to ban him from your treehouse, sitting next to you at playtime, or touching your lego.

You are a childish F_#k. Go make yourself useful on the dungeons and dragons forum you cheezel eating poindexter

GOLD

theDoctor said...


addendum... mr fatmans with big sticks (forum moderators), let it be known with notice, the ever so good and honorable theDoctor has forthwith lodged for your consideration, on behalf of all red thumbed peoples of seabreeze, a motion of addendum for sandgroper to the above list to be banned from said forums for being such an obvious knob

I vote for instant dismissal of S.Groper, effective immediately.

nevermind he's got about 5000 posts more than everyone else



...... lets ban him

Alex sanz said...

lots of people enjoy my videos and they want more..

lol...... Who would that be???? Mate your vids are about as much fun as watching paint dry!

Yep, i 'll go against sandgroper too
Ban him

I'm warning you funky, when I want your opinion I'll dictate it to you.

laurie said...

In the lead for the "Most Unpopular by Count of Votes" is Mr Sanz
Leading the "Most Unpopular by Count of Unique Voters" is Mr Groper

Feature request for the forums - can we get that data in a pie chart please?

Maybe update the data once a day or so, that would tell us who the tribe votes for...

All this banning talk reminds me of some local minority ratepayers of Melville or mullaloo......NOOOOOOO, are we sinking to their level????




"NOTE: Please signify your signature to this petition by posting a reply. If you don't agree don't post ' cos we'll be looking at the number of replies, not what you say in them."
OOPS I broke the rules......... BTW who is we.......that's a pisser

P.S. remember to vote against daylight savings so we make sandy happy, what a trippy-tarka............

laurie said...

Viva la forum!

And of course our good friends surfingboye & Kiting Casey are right up there alongside them.

that cant be true. surfingboye has only been around for a month or two. plus he has made some positive contributions, even they get red-thumbed.

PS: i say we should replace the red thumb, with an orange thumb. less harsh when i see them on my posts.