One of my mates reckoned he stood in his smegma once.

poor relative said...

One of my mates reckoned he stood in his smegma once.

Did he get charged $49.95 for the priviledge?

At least there was a gust of wind there!

I was expecting that Ben sh@t chocolate (one would think so given the amount of press spin about) but life is full of disapointments.. just plain old turj. Good thing the bowl is roomy.





Can someone please help us out now?

Wait a sec.. more breaking (wind) news!

Apparently Ben is off to the shops to buy some bread.. he will be available for autographs and blowing copious steam up the freckle for all those folks stunned in the headlights by the closest thing to a kiting rock gawd.

Exciting stuff..

Just wondering what the update was on Ben?? [}:)]

Well GF knowing well your humour , i know it is in the best of fun ! anyway i met Ben the other night and he seems still firmly attached to the floor and not to caught up in the lime light too much even had his dad with him out for dinner so can't be too bad a bloke to still hang out with your oldman any way, still fek all wind over here but some wave action at least !!!!! I notice those green arrows for Tuesday have disappeared again

ianmac said...

Well GF knowing well your humour , i know it is in the best of fun ! anyway i met Ben the other night and he seems still firmly attached to the floor and not to caught up in the lime light too much even had his dad with him out for dinner so can't be too bad a bloke to still hang out with your oldman any way, still fek all wind over here but some wave action at least !!!!! I notice those green arrows for Tuesday have disappeared again

When I am looking for a dinner companion I ask girls, then my mates and if no luck I’d drag my mum or dad out.

I think Funkster is (for once) on the right track and the fact that you endorse Benny only adds to Funkys argument. Hahaha

Now where is the bloody wind and when are you back from Bali?