Best mates Mrs having a baby

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StinkyPete
StinkyPete
WA
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23 Jan 2011 3:57pm
Does this mean limited sessions with my best mate now that his mrs is having a baby. Or is there still time for kiting after a newborn?
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
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23 Jan 2011 7:42pm
Best you have a last drink with him as you will never never never sea him again

ps, whos ur daddy
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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23 Jan 2011 8:34pm
StinkyPete said...

Does this mean limited sessions with my best mate now that his mrs is having a baby. Or is there still time for kiting after a newborn?


Sorry for your loss.

Time to find a new mate.
youngbull
youngbull
QLD
826 posts
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23 Jan 2011 7:54pm
lotofwind said...

StinkyPete said...

Does this mean limited sessions with my best mate now that his mrs is having a baby. Or is there still time for kiting after a newborn?


Sorry for your loss.

Time to find a new mate.


best reply ever!!!
rhinoman
rhinoman
QLD
362 posts
QLD, 362 posts
23 Jan 2011 9:19pm
its all over red rover..unless he aint the father .it all over
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
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23 Jan 2011 10:59pm
I still get out often. The secret is going for short sessions.
Supersane
Supersane
NSW
174 posts
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23 Jan 2011 11:06pm
He's going to be a changed man... Seeing your missus have a baby is like standing across the street from your favourite pub and watching it burn down
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
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24 Jan 2011 9:37am
StinkyPete said...

Does this mean limited sessions with my best mate now that his mrs is having a baby. Or is there still time for kiting after a newborn?


this post has some strange brokeback mountainy feel about it
eppo
eppo
WA
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24 Jan 2011 12:52pm
From experience. One baby won't have a huge impact if it's healthy etc and she's a decent mother. Two kids things go south. Admittedly I was kiting when my wife went into la out with second but two weeks in she had the whole sit down and talk session. Just come off a four hour session and both babies were on the wAr path. Depends on your mates ability to communicate what is needed. My wife knows if kiting doesn't hAppen then a bear with a sore head.

Let ya mate know that when the wind is not blowing then it's kid hands on time. Build the gratis points up let her go out and have that seemingly important coffee with a friend. When their is no wind I'm daddy of the Darwin yeAr when not then all bets are off.

Kids now a little older 3 and 4 and it gets much easier. Let my wife go just go on a 6 day Aussies open melbounrne tour with her lady friends. Gratis points big time to cash in!!! 

In summAry lay down the conditions eArly And yeh the 4 hour downwinder is not a given but a couple hours here and there plus an occasional kite trip with ya mates is fine. Ones fine two is trouble three forget it until you get the kids hooked as well!! Met a bloke with 7 and he gets out.
Wisha
Wisha
SA
255 posts
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24 Jan 2011 4:07pm
Had my first Kite lesson with a mate on the day his baby was born...hey it was booked!!
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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24 Jan 2011 9:02pm
My mate got a phone call while we were at the pub, from his misses, saying her water just broke and she is heading to the hospital, please get here as soon as you can.

He told us, and we all cheered and congradulated him and bought him a beer,
and another beer,
and another beer, "I gotta go after this one"
and another beer, "I gotta drink this quick and get a cab to the hospital"
and a couple of shots later,,,,,,where did he go,,,,,must have got a cab to the hospital??????

While his wife was giving birth, he was passed out in the garden out front of the pub.

He isnt aloud out to play with us any more. EVER
wdric
wdric
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1625 posts
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24 Jan 2011 9:18pm
lotofwind said...

My mate got a phone call while we were at the pub, from his misses, saying her water just broke and she is heading to the hospital, please get here as soon as you can.

He told us, and we all cheered and congradulated him and bought him a beer,
and another beer,
and another beer, "I gotta go after this one"
and another beer, "I gotta drink this quick and get a cab to the hospital"
and a couple of shots later,,,,,,where did he go,,,,,must have got a cab to the hospital??????

While his wife was giving birth, he was passed out in the garden out front of the pub.

He isnt aloud out to play with us any more. EVER


Now that is taking mateship a bit far
Poor bloke not allowed to go for beers anymore

lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
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24 Jan 2011 9:30pm
wdric said...

lotofwind said...

My mate got a phone call while we were at the pub, from his misses, saying her water just broke and she is heading to the hospital, please get here as soon as you can.

He told us, and we all cheered and congradulated him and bought him a beer,
and another beer,
and another beer, "I gotta go after this one"
and another beer, "I gotta drink this quick and get a cab to the hospital"
and a couple of shots later,,,,,,where did he go,,,,,must have got a cab to the hospital??????

While his wife was giving birth, he was passed out in the garden out front of the pub.

He isnt aloud out to play with us any more. EVER


Now that is taking mateship a bit far
Poor bloke not allowed to go for beers anymore




Oh,,,he is aloud to go for beers,,,,just not with us.
little o
little o
WA
405 posts
WA, 405 posts
24 Jan 2011 11:02pm
eppo said...

One baby won't have a huge impact if it's healthy etc and she's a decent mother. Two kids things go south. Admittedly I was kiting when my wife went into la out with second but two weeks in she had the whole sit down and talk session. Just come off a four hour session and both babies were on the wAr path. Depends on your mates ability to communicate what is needed. My wife knows if kiting doesn't hAppen then a bear with a sore head.

Let ya mate know that when the wind is not blowing then it's kid hands on time. Build the gratis points up let her go out and have that seemingly important coffee with a friend. When their is no wind I'm daddy of the Darwin yeAr when not then all bets are off.

Kids now a little older 3 and 4 and it gets much easier. Let my wife go just go on a 6 day Aussies open melbounrne tour with her lady friends. Gratis points big time to cash in!!! ñŠñŠ

In summAry lay down the conditions eArly And yeh the 4 hour downwinder is not a given but a couple hours here and there plus an occasional kite trip with ya mates is fine. Ones fine two is trouble three forget it until you get the kids hooked as well!! Met a bloke with 7 and he gets out.


Haha if she's a decent mother.......nice

I hope all of the mothers get some sort of equal time to do their own thing..

I know a guy who just sent his wife to bali on a retreat....now that is a smart man....he does dirt biking and goes on his weekends as a result

michel
michel
NSW
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25 Jan 2011 8:57am
You mean THEY are having a baby... not just the miss's
Prawnhead
Prawnhead
NSW
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25 Jan 2011 9:57am
at least you have a driver for the next 6 months
Morg
Morg
QLD
129 posts
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25 Jan 2011 9:15am
more to the point, what type of gear does he ride, is it fairly new and will he let you take it all down to the beach to "dust of the spiderwebs" for him?
StinkyPete
StinkyPete
WA
241 posts
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25 Jan 2011 2:47pm
Ha nah he rides eclipse gear same size as mine. definately THEY are having a baby should be due in the next few days right in peak season..
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
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25 Jan 2011 6:47pm
baby bonus = new kites .Plus with the new federal maternity leave they can both have quality time together with the new bub at the beach .
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
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25 Jan 2011 3:58pm
Despite the fact that I hadn't been OS for 8 yrs I happily sent my wife to Bali with her sister 2 yrs in a row (08+09) and looked after the 2 squids.

When I am Scott Nomates she picks me up after a downwinder. She hates wind. I hate Bali - speshly with her sis. Everyone's happy.


Sheesh London - that a true story? Your mate deserves to be grounded and you a baaaaaaad.

Get him a subscription to help pass the time.





terryzarmzof
terryzarmzof
QLD
336 posts
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25 Jan 2011 10:28pm
hes screwed but weekends will be ok, maybe. depends on how his mrs copes. learn to self launch/land mate
eppo
eppo
WA
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26 Jan 2011 8:34am
getfunky said...

Despite the fact that I hadn't been OS for 8 yrs I happily sent my wife to Bali with her sister 2 yrs in a row (08+09) and looked after the 2 squids.

When I am Scott Nomates she picks me up after a downwinder. She hates wind. I hate Bali - speshly with her sis. Everyone's happy.


Sheesh London - that a true story? Your mate deserves to be grounded and you a baaaaaaad.

Get him a subscription to help pass the time.











Dude that is farqin gold and so close to the truth it is scary!! Exactly what happened to me...
AKSonline
AKSonline
WA
925 posts
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26 Jan 2011 10:31am
Hey SP,

Tell ya mate to sell all his gear. It will be more painful owning and not using it, than not having it at all.

Commiserations!

DM
shbrown
shbrown
NSW
18 posts
NSW, 18 posts
26 Jan 2011 11:46pm
I kite all the time with a eight month old. Well, not with him, he is usually at home... No but seriously, all depends on the relationship and the baby. It does help living a block from the beach. Often, my woman gets out on the training kite and I take the little one one in the backpack when the wind it light. ;-) Just getting ready for when when he gets older and family vacation with kiting parents.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
27 Jan 2011 8:23pm
lotofwind said...

While his wife was giving birth, he was passed out in the garden out front of the pub.

He isnt aloud out to play with us any more. EVER


Lol, I wonder why that might be?!?!?!?

Oh dear, that sounds like someone's in the doghouse for, oh I don't know, maybe the next 25 odd years
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
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27 Jan 2011 8:36pm
25 years,,,,,,,,,he wishes.

Its a life sentence,,,,,,,,,,,,wait,,,,,,,,,,,,,thats called "getting married"
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