Bladder Maintenence

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justin_hannan
justin_hannan
QLD
142 posts
QLD, 142 posts
16 Nov 2006 2:36pm
Looking to take mny bladers out and just give them a good clean out ect, I'mnot sure what to use. Dont want to do any damage to them. Any surgestions?
Boris
Boris
261 posts
261 posts
16 Nov 2006 12:57pm
Think before you do something like that!
There are other ways to clean your bladder. Consult your local pharmacist. But as always, my best advice is to maintain a healthy balanced diet, with emphasis on drinking lots of water and at least 2 daily servings of a high fibre product (eg. a bran cereal for breakfast). A liquid vitamin supplement is also a good idea.
Mixed with regular excercise, you won't have to worry about taking your bladder out, or damaging it ever again!

LEWISS
LEWISS
NSW
335 posts
NSW, 335 posts
16 Nov 2006 10:59pm
quote:
Originally posted by Boris

Think before you do something like that!
There are other ways to clean your bladder. Consult your local pharmacist. But as always, my best advice is to maintain a healthy balanced diet, with emphasis on drinking lots of water and at least 2 daily servings of a high fibre product (eg. a bran cereal for breakfast). A liquid vitamin supplement is also a good idea.
Mixed with regular excercise, you won't have to worry about taking your bladder out, or damaging it ever again!



BORIS: are you serious?? lol

JUSTIN, I dont recon you need to take your bladders out to clean them, you probably have a high chance of puncturing them or something.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
16 Nov 2006 11:29pm
boris is right; look after your bladder or you will end up pissing your pants in public like sleek does.
his bladder is so bad he has to wear a nappy. thats why he wears boardies over his wettie; to hide the outline of the huggies
whyner
whyner
NSW
762 posts
NSW, 762 posts
17 Nov 2006 10:18am
This is a one-day purge to flush the bladder of sediment and stones. Beginning in the morning, eat only organic apples, at least five throughout the day. Green apples help soften the stones more than red. Drink pure water and herbal teas. At bedtime, warm up 2/3 cup of olive oil to body temperature and mix in 1/3 cup of fresh lemon juice. Slowly sip the entire mixture, and then immediately go to bed. Lie on your right side with your right leg drawn up. In the morning, all stones should pass in the stool. This flush should be done only with the guidance of a experienced health practitioner.

whyner
whyner
NSW
762 posts
NSW, 762 posts
17 Nov 2006 10:21am
This cleanse takes 21 days and is slower and gentler. This is the one often recommended for those unsure of how much sediment or stones they may have. Cleansing two or three times a year ensures a healthy bladder.

During the cleanse, avoid all foods high in fat, meats, dairy, eggs. Eat unrefined grains, vegetables, fruits and legumes to help clear the bladder.

These foods hasten stone removal:

pears
parsnips
seaweed
lemons
limes
and the spice turmeric
Radish also remove stones, so, for the entire 21 days eat 1-2 radishes a day between meals and drink three cups of cleavers tea or five cups of chamomile tea a day.

For every 160 pounds of body weight use five teaspoons of cold-pressed flax seed oil. Pour the flax oil over your food during one meal of the day or divide into half and use on two meals. Take the flax oil six days a week for two months.

sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
QLD, 1203 posts
17 Nov 2006 3:23pm
omg there are some fully unwell people on this forum

Justin - you only need to take your bladders out if they are full of water or sand. For sand, take out the bladder and let it dry out with the valve open until the sand dries out. Blow up the bladder and let the ball block the hole. Shake the bladder untill the sand is over the ball, carefully push the ball in with a blunt object and the pressure should blow out the sand.

Same procedure for water.

Clean the outside with talcum powder.

If you have any other substances in your bladder that you were trying to smuggle out of another country, bring the kite round to my place and I'll give you a hand...
justin_hannan
justin_hannan
QLD
142 posts
QLD, 142 posts
17 Nov 2006 5:23pm
hahaha quite an ingeniouse hiding place really.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
17 Nov 2006 3:58pm
I would suggest you drink one full carton of guinness.
that will clean your bladders better than Mr sheen
bolgo
bolgo
WA
912 posts
WA, 912 posts
17 Nov 2006 5:21pm
i have a mate who is a urologist
(he kites 2 but on xbows)

he can clean out your bladder
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