When you wear jeans or long shorts 100% of the time like me, it doesnt take much to sunburn my glow in the dark thighs.

Not to mention I usally wear a T-shirt as well so it would look really weird with a t-shirt and no shorts haha.
I suppose you clowns just rock up at the beach in your smugglers, putting ya little pecker on display like ya good mate Tony? God that is a terrible image. Least that is one good thing about boardies all round.