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nonikkers
nonikkers
WA
221 posts
WA, 221 posts
4 Nov 2005 1:25pm
im sooooooooooooo annoyed i just dropped my car keys WITH immobiliser in the loo...
luckily just before i went...
it was so disgusting having to put my hand in the toilet...
i feel so sick... oh my...
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
4 Nov 2005 3:34pm
you've obviously never kited at st kilda then
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
4 Nov 2005 5:18pm
or kurnell...
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
4 Nov 2005 2:21pm
Hey Kimmy, we had a big indian and red wine nite last nite, and one of our overnite guests dropped their mobile phone into our seriously backed up toilet this morning. As you seem to be experienced in this sort of rescue mission we were wondering if you were keen to drop over and have a hunt for it. I thought that if the phone is still working I could call the number and the vibration would make it easier for you to find it.
4 Nov 2005 3:01pm
isn't this sort of thing what you've got Milehigh for?
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
4 Nov 2005 3:10pm
Milehigh dun't pic noooooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet out of toilet.

Well done NN, now you can go out and kite, I soooooooo want to hear about the new toy. Frontal kiting is on.....yuppie.

You crack me up, and yea you too VB
nonikkers
nonikkers
WA
221 posts
WA, 221 posts
4 Nov 2005 3:43pm
the only thing i will EVER rescue again is a board or kite/r...
and the ONLY reason i didnt leave the keys in the loo is that we have wind now... woo hoooooooo gotta get there somehow!...
i dried them in front of the heater you see...
oh and unfortunately this all happened at work... gotta stop thinking about it before i vomit
milehigh doesnt do toilets he only does bugs and lightglobes AND besides im not letting him put his hands in a toilet!!
hmmm
anyway gotta run


waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
4 Nov 2005 7:24pm
Why didn't you use the toilet brush to fish for the keys ?

Does the immobiliser still work ?
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Nov 2005 9:44pm
i would have used my leatherman.
and then boiled it.
Fitzy
Fitzy
QLD
617 posts
QLD, 617 posts
4 Nov 2005 10:22pm
He wasn't looking for his car keys ..... Just going through the motions !!!!

Fitzy GOld Coast OZ
ellery
ellery
VIC
187 posts
VIC, 187 posts
5 Nov 2005 6:19am
lol, nice one bondo.
cliffor123
cliffor123
455 posts
455 posts
5 Nov 2005 10:50pm
yep, when i was learning at st kilda i used to fall and swallow water, i could have used a toilet to wash my mouth out.
Macca Wollongong
Macca Wollongong
NSW
295 posts
NSW, 295 posts
6 Nov 2005 12:04pm
Thats some funny sheeeeet.

the only things i have dumped in the toilet is my turds.
gls
gls
WA
284 posts
gls gls
WA, 284 posts
6 Nov 2005 2:24pm
I knew a guy who vomited into the toilet and lost his false tooth with the gush. Poor bastard had to pull it out, clean it, and put it back in.

If I had to do that, I'd stick my hand into a platic bag and use it as a glove. Then press the toilet button and wish it well on its journey.
HIZAKITE2005
HIZAKITE2005
QLD
41 posts
QLD, 41 posts
6 Nov 2005 9:15pm
I thought toilet humor was supposed 2 B funny?
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