Hi,

I'm thinking of taking up kiteboarding. The main reason is that I am becoming fat and looking like a pig. I want a hot body so all the chicks fancy me and climb all over me. I'd be really grateful if anyone could tell me if this sport really does give the body a serious workout. This is a genuine question so please don't reply with, "stop eating donuts" or "get off the couch fatarse" and that sort of thing
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Thanks in advance for your help guys.

MMMMMMmmmmmmmm Donuts !!!

Get off the couch fatarse!!! Doh

i went from fat pack too six pack with guns

I only keep my man boobs so i can attract the hot lezbian chicks so then they get the best of both worlds

Dont you put any ** on me either young Pauli J. Caus i know you wana[}:)]

The answer is yes.

it also makes you better looking, and more smarter.

Chicks dig me.

It is physical, but not the sort of aerobic activity that will have you shedding huge kg's.

"Paulio" kitings answer to "Fabio" - now it takes time to mould a physique like that!

No Bondo - if it was European other people would be involved...and dogs, donkeys and the odd quarantined chicken

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Originally posted by greenleader

having watched the progress of lots of people from nothing to kitesurfers/boarders.
the major change is the permanent smiles on their silly dialls.

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aint that the truth

and did you get the double message

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Originally posted by greenleader
from nothing to kitesurfer

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thats life as we know it

Keep an eye out for a kiter who's nickname is allegedly Mr J Me Me Me Me

Sounds like he will be a good mentor for you...

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Originally posted by likuid

i went from fat pack too six pack with guns

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Rubbish, you never had any fat to begin with

As for you The_Man, kiteboarding is a kak way to meet chicks. You might get fit but if you're out there kiting all day you're not meeting chicks. Take up drinking more.