Census 06: my religion is kitesurfing!

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kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
30 Jul 2006 11:01am
I think kitesurfing fills the definition of a religion in my life:
I think about it all the time & get a spiritual feeling
It shapes my life & controls my actions
It makes me a better person (never nicer to be round than after a good sesh)
I'm happy to get up and show my devotion every sunday

So I'm going to nominate it in the upcoming census. Based on this
www.abs.gov.au/websitedbs/D3110124.NSF/0/86429d11c45d4e73ca256a400006af80?OpenDocument
it probably won't get made an 'official' religion even if a large number of people nominated it.. but I reckon it's worth a go. More interesting than picking 'aesthiest' anyway.

Anyone keen to join my religion? Got any ideas for a name?
Uncle Rico
Uncle Rico
NSW
200 posts
NSW, 200 posts
30 Jul 2006 11:40am
I was going to put jedi..

but you idea is better
qfmike737
qfmike737
QLD
398 posts
QLD, 398 posts
30 Jul 2006 5:05pm
Definately put down kitesurfing as your religion in census!!!! lets claim sacred sites....flat water points
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
30 Jul 2006 4:13pm
fanatical kitesurfer
like to blow stuff up
believe in wind gods
pray 4 wind
make offerings to the gods
worship the green arrow
try to get close to the gods
have the bookmark "bible" in their favorites 4 the forecast
crakas
crakas
QLD
468 posts
QLD, 468 posts
30 Jul 2006 6:58pm
Father please forgive me, I have not been to your place of worship for a week, because you have not given me any wind.!!!!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Jul 2006 10:29pm
how about "followers of icarus" wings of the future.
Rosy
Rosy
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
1 Aug 2006 2:42am
how about make kitesurfing cheaper god and then il kite lol[}:)] just had to add that in lol
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