Does anyone have any contacts in the labour government that can put forward a proposed change to the customs declaration forms at the airport asking that no males are allowed to bring in budgie smugglers. It seems to be the norm now that the sun is starting to shine, and fat old balding german tourists walking around in budgie smugglers is becoming a more common site on the beaches. I don't know what makes these people think they are attractive wearing these things, but I think I'm going to need therapy. The alternative would be to allocate budgie smuggler friendly beaches where only blind people are allowed to go or there are huge warnings signs at the entrance.

It wouldn't surprise me if this was responsible for a huge increase in the lesbian population in Australia, I saw a 16 year old girl lying on the beach watching an old guy wearing one of them and I could have sworn I saw her instantly get turned off men for life, not even half an hour later she was holding hands with other females. Two gay guys dropped their handbags and instantly started drooling at females and talking about the footy.

Its just dangerous to kiters. You do a jump, mid way through you spot one of these on the beach, and in a fit of shock whilst trying to shield your eyes with one hand, you accidentally do a Len10 loop and smack the water hard enough to concuss yourself.

Hey, not all germans are like this! ;)

I know that, coz I am one of those..
And I neither wear Budgie smugglers nor am I bold.. ;)

But I reckon you've never been to Spain or the north of germany during summer!?
Coz THATS the place, were you'll find THOSE blokes EVERYWHERE.. Disgusting!

Rickster, Proud to be in Australia!