Then we discovered that the wave salivator, was only a sleeper, a nom di plume, there was not a real person tied up, only a fakera a wrinkled and sluglike Roger of self ****erism. So! Aha! Ahem! Wave Salivate Is one of the terrible teribilists from the axis of evil network that infects Whining Away, so we were all issued with ear muffs and evil stare down proof glasses (and wubber gloves).
Then Lord Bowmeister of the Fundealers rounded up the coalition of the billious, and willing, announcing to the convertibles that the new weapon, from the Vatican in Hawaii was ready and that our modern day saint and poopey pope, Wobbly Rash 3rd would personally deliver the HelixSigmageotrechathonium and we woud finally gain control over the axis of whining networkers, arriving sometime on the 15th July, or whenever they F@
@king get a rountuit, thereby .....................
