The croc might have been sooo 2006, but those hippies were
sooOOoo 60'sThere must have been about 6 or 7 of 'em, probably off to some wacked-out tree-huggin love-fest in a forest somewhere, but it was really hard to make out exactly how many were in the Kombi... coz of all the smoke inside.
I should never have thrown that pork chop... I can still hear the screams.
The local council has since repaired the public convenience but, the bricks don't quite match, it's like there's a scar on the wall of our local park... so many scars from that day.
Even the croc hasn't fully recovered, the last I heard it had reportedly gone vegitarian and wouldn't do anything without consulting a crystal that it holds suspended from a piece of leather strap... the windows on the Kombi were smashed as bricks and hippies flew everywhere... half the park was covered in thick smoke for hours. It was terrible. When the emergency services turned up, all they did for the next few hours was pull apart the flower beds and make headbands for each other and say "I love you man" a lot.
