Damm fish bit my butt

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dalestanton
dalestanton
WA
272 posts
WA, 272 posts
30 Oct 2012 9:17am
I was kiting in the lagoon at Cocos Islands yesterday when I started noticing a fair amount of long toms jumping, a nice big turtle surfaced and a few small trevally here and there. Suddenly this fat bastard fish launched about 3 metres ahead of me and slammed straigh into my butt. I thought I had been stabbed in the butt, and was worried about more hits. turned around and got the heck out of there.

Got to shore, my boardies and underwear were torn and I have a bruise the size of a peach, and a super dooper graze. got away with it this time.... the suspected offender would have a headache and need some dental work to boot.

Anyone else been nailed before?
Kurt Savage
Kurt Savage
QLD
138 posts
QLD, 138 posts
30 Oct 2012 11:25am
I was kiting a few years ago in the lovely smelly murky brisbane (sandgate) waters and a small (plate size) stingray jumped out of the water and landed on my arms and depower line and flapped around for a few seconds.
Freaked me out - lucky it didn't spike me!
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
31 Oct 2012 3:45pm
lucky bas.tard.
Paul1
Paul1
QLD
1011 posts
QLD, 1011 posts
31 Oct 2012 7:04pm
Fish like fish.....
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1913 posts
WA, 1913 posts
1 Nov 2012 7:57am
dalestanton said...

My boardies and underwear were torn and I have a bruise the size of a peach, and a super dooper graze. got away with it this time....

Anyone else been nailed before?


lol your under suspicion now
Puetz
Puetz
NT
2186 posts
NT, 2186 posts
1 Nov 2012 12:03pm
Kurt Savage said...
I was kiting a few years ago in the lovely smelly murky brisbane (sandgate) waters and a small (plate size) stingray jumped out of the water and landed on my arms and depower line and flapped around for a few seconds.
Freaked me out - lucky it didn't spike me!


... Enjoying a kite in a big shallow flat water pond, I inadvertantly chased a big stingray into a shallow pond on my TT at mach 9, it swimming furiously just under the nose of the board. And then a thought occured to me, we're gunna both run out of water soon, and no sooner had I thought it, the damn thing thrashed like mad as I skidded into an emergency slide turn. The thing that shocked me was the huge tail that whipped around, just missing my legs, obviously it was punching on with me and the board. I didn't see the barb, I was in too much of a mad hurry to get the f out of there, leaving me wondering what the hell was I thinking, flying into a shollow pond knowing full well how shallow it was.

I've already had a barb from a small stingray get me, this thing would have been real bad if he had!!!!

cheers,

Robbie
kovi
kovi
VIC
122 posts
VIC, 122 posts
1 Nov 2012 3:36pm
had a stingray jump up in air in front of me at St Kilda last year, just missed landing on my board.
went home to youtube jumping stingrays bc never knew it happened thought maybe too much sun and drunk too much sea water that day (n st kilda water not the best)

sure enough it happens, very cool.
pgc
pgc
VIC
886 posts
pgc pgc
VIC, 886 posts
1 Nov 2012 9:33pm
had 4 flying fish go thru my windsurf sail in maui 20 years ago and the hit a turtle.
not a good down winder from hookipa
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
1 Nov 2012 9:03pm
Pictures or it didn't happen.
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