Hi all yus down south. Im Boab and Im from Kununurra
Bin readin this ere forum for ages bu this's interestin so I rekon ill join in.
Im thinkin Mr Sandgropa is definitley a big bad troll.
Nobody in any way of sane mind could put up the stuff what he does and mean any of it - not sereously at any road.
Take his kununnura DLS stuff.
We dont want DLS up ere ? yer rite
Wouldnt make any difference up here ? wtfru on gropa
Gawd blimey goannas - DLS up my way is a bludy must.
When yu live wear the sun sets when the shops shut (thatd be 5:30 at the beginning and end of summa) and at the latest 6:00 midsumma we desperetly gotta get ourselfs some of this DLS. The more the merrier for all us folks fer sure.
Yer see me an me mates are all mad keen SUP'ers so unless your game enough to risk a bit of night SUPing (but that'd be way dangerus I rekon) all yer can do after work roun ere is go home turn on a light an drink. This gives u a huge hangover so you cant do nuthin when the sun comes up at 5:00 cept keep sleepin it orf. So without no DLS we never get a chance to get out on the old Lily Creek Laggoon ceptin fer weekends and wen our missuses has kids and otha sorta holidays.
So thats wot we all rekon and so i writ this litle poem for yers all to think on this saterday when yus all go votin

Dont listen to that gropa dude.

Nuthin he says is tried or trued.

His just bein silly

Hes pullin yer willy

Just vote yeah DLS cos it makes sense & the only rymin word I can think of for ere is kangarood