Dead Seal At Woodies

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Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
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29 May 2006 5:56pm
Yes there is a dead seal at woodies on the offshore side-does someone want to get someone to remove it before it leaks too much scent into the water for the great whites to come finish it off, and a couple of kiters.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 4:38pm
I can't believe you were out today...what I crack up....cold and miserable, but fun I bet?

One should call the Ranger and ask them what to do with it.

I'm still waiting to see one of those beasties.............how far out is the seal? Will it drift down to the Port Coogee Development? Maybe it'll drift to Cott......it will smear the whole coast with that wonderful smell of FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

poor relative
poor relative
WA
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29 May 2006 4:41pm
keep keep keep on clubbin.....
I see my new wetsuit a comin...
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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29 May 2006 6:15pm
Its washed up on the point- yeah today was inanely sh!t. The garden island graphs make it to be 20-30 knots and i was on a 11m. My hands are still stinging from one of the pings i got- does anyone know how to stop the bar from pinging you.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 5:03pm
What was the pinging from...what is being pingged?

Yea, REli keep em clubben...or is that cuban.......its cuban fiber making a come back. No back on topic.

So, there he was being pinged while watching a clubben afaid he may be eaten by a Great White..........that would be the last thing on my mind....so keep on clubben.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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29 May 2006 5:05pm
save the whales.....club the seals
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
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29 May 2006 6:36pm
wtf you guys no how to dribble some serious crap. pinging is wat happens when u unhook and ur holding on for dear life in the air but the bar pulls through and really cains your fingers.

Just someone get rid of that seal its bad news, someone might get eaten.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 5:22pm
Space, I need more detail please.

What does "the bar pulls through and really cains your fingers" mean...I can't even imagine it...are you pulling the bar on one end and hanging on for dear life? With one or two hands?
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
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29 May 2006 5:35pm
Pinging: When you unhook, stuff up a move, start doing an underwater superman and end up being so powered that the bar rips out from your hands.
Solution: grow some balls dude!

There have been a few dead dolphins down there in the past but I wouldnt worry about sharks. They'll be around anyway!! Im not entirely sure if the rangers would do much since they didnt do anything with the dolphins.

We did a pretty insane downwinder from swannie to brighton, not actually making to the end thanks to some nice squalls.
Cant wait for the banks to properly form!
gruezi
gruezi
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29 May 2006 5:45pm
I froze one of my balls once....sorry, I'm beyond "growing my balls" maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
carbine
carbine
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29 May 2006 5:58pm
well its usually when u go for an unhooked kiteloop. and you cant hold on, your grip gets lose and your are just basically holding on with your fingers. Then the bar gets torn out of your hands. If its cold and a good pinging the pain is insane, like dropping a brick on your fingers.
poor relative
poor relative
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29 May 2006 6:00pm
quote:
I froze one of my balls once....sorry, I'm beyond "growing my balls"

I thought you sat on it and crushed it.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 6:00pm
Now I get it...thanks Carbs.

Reli, don't you remember...when we were up at that glacial lake and we were holding hands, the water was soooooooooo cold my right nut froze. But you are right Reli, if I keep eating the way I do...I'll crush the other one just farting.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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29 May 2006 8:15pm
guys, sharks dont eat old stinkin dead smelly seals,
they like fresh meat, in fact tow it around the bay for a few hours you might just attract a whole school of toadfish!
i will supply you with my filleting techniques for a perfect fugu experience.
Oakie
Oakie
WA
268 posts
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29 May 2006 6:18pm
Seal Clubbing is no joke and should be banned...

They stink, letch at the women, never get their round in and dance like tw*ts.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 6:21pm
No toadfish over here....maybe a school of blowies.


"The Common Toadfish is found in shallow coastal waters and estuaries along the eastern Australian coastline from northern Queensland to southern New South Wales. It is a schooling species that is often seen buried in sand with only the eyes exposed."
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
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29 May 2006 7:52pm
Is there any point posting a subject like this on the forums already we are talking about carbines frozen balls somehow and seal clubbin. WAT THE HELL. This will be the last post on this subjectiwas just wondering if someone should be notified i personally dont like kiting right next to a dead and soon rotting seal because i think it will bring in sharks. If you guys want to carry on filling the forums full of crap you are no better than trolls such as Kitegrom, shakleforlife the arcmancan ect...
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 6:33pm
Dear Spacemonkey...the only person who is going to get rid of that carcas is you, unless it bothers someone else more.

Frankly, I couldn't give a squat if I have to kite around a carcas and dodge fins...not out at the moment anyway. Certaily a kiter with your skills ain't afraid of no sharkie.

And I truly resent being compared to others whom you don't even know.

poor relative
poor relative
WA
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29 May 2006 6:35pm
Yeah Monkey space.
Use it as a new design slider.....
Or if you want rid of it bury the ****er.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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29 May 2006 6:37pm
Maybe you should rename the topic...101 uses for a dead seal
I'll go first

Set fire to it, get naked and run around the thing chanting in a bizarre ritual to the wind gods

Cut it up and feed it to the poor in the parks.

Practise your clubbing
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 6:43pm
Sushi
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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29 May 2006 6:46pm
cut it open and climb inside....hey presto instant bus stop.

Woooohoooooo 2000
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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29 May 2006 8:24pm
You dont know me but maybe i know you *Big Brother Is Watching*, actually im pretty sure you were the guy who ripped his crossbow the other day unless im getting confused with someone else.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
29 May 2006 6:56pm
Dress it in a skirt spray it with perfume and pretend its your new girlfriend
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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29 May 2006 8:28pm
Use it to plug your pie hole- argghh and after i said this was my last post on this topic- i ought to be ashamed of myself.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 6:59pm
Sure you know my face Space man, but do you really know me? I'm looking forward to meeting you face to face.......one always needs the whole package, not just the type on a forum.

The town, state and country we live in is very small. If you kite in WAAAAAAAA, sooner or later we all get to meet each other and usually get along real good.

Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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29 May 2006 8:33pm
I kited with you- so to speak. Red,Black and green slingshot 2004 11m. When you broke your crossbow. I'm not having a dig at you personally just asking that people (poor relative in this case mainly) to not purposely take a topic off track.
Oakie
Oakie
WA
268 posts
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29 May 2006 7:05pm
Hey dude, its on topic, not pimping and fun. All in line with the rule. And giveing ma a laugh. so..

A penguin drops his car into a garage with a problem.

The mechanic says it'll take a while so the pegnuin goes and buys an ice-cream, but his beak wont fit in the cone so he gets ice-cream all round his beak.

He goes back and the meachnic says, hey it looks like you blew a seal and penguin says 'hey no, its ice cream!!!

Next post will be useful. Promise.
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 7:07pm
Ok, I see your point...but seriously, the sea has a magic way of cleaning itself..it has been going on for centuries. There are probably a half a dozen dead seals all along the Metro. coast.

Now if it were a car I would be concerned and call the garbage man.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
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29 May 2006 8:37pm
Just as long i don't get cleaned along with the seal im fine with that
gruezi
gruezi
WA
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29 May 2006 7:12pm
You can't worry about it, and I'm sure you don't as you are too busy flying through the air........and if you get "cleaned" up in the sea, at least you were doing what you love. It don't have to be a sharkie that gets you, you know
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