Some of the earlier kites where great designs but most of the materials available at the time just weren't up to the job of being a kite... just like Lisa's
blue ripper. When a kite stalls and falls, LE down on the water, the sail shouldn't "explode"... those are expected forces that a kite
should be able to endure... especially when you're thousands of kms from home on a well-earned holiday.
Warren, you must be feeling the effects of being a father; you're becoming far too conservative! Even if Lisa did catch you, what possible bodily harm could she do to you that wouldn't heal, mostly, given enough time?!

I'll give her a bell re:
blue ripper.
loose fin, you'll definitely enjoy launching Lisa's kite; she's a real character with an infectious sense of humour... if you don't have smile lines, on your face, already you will have after a short while of kiting in Tassie. BTW (and I didn't say this) brush-up on your hand-to-hand combat

Regards,
Azza