lostinlondon said...
What's a phalanx?
A group of soldiers (Ancient Greek).
Phoenetically close to 'flank' or perhaps 'phallis', I'm guessing it's being used as a substitute for the latter given the context.
So perhaps one soldier...

Of course if Veebs was talking about getting the tattoo up the side of his body between his hip and ribs there might be a bit more room to fit all those words.