Can't help with what brand of suit case to buy the missus Ian but I would encourage you to continue to maintain a healthy diet when she's gone. Here's a really good tip for ya, wrap your celery in tin foil when you store in the fridge, it will keep the stuff crisp for days, no bull ! Should ya find on the bones of yer arse after the court battle, maybe, just maybe (cos I kinda like it now) I could let you have your old 9,5 FS Titan back at a really good price.
Cheers, James

Nothing more to say to your dilemma than this: yes...

There is advantages of having a wife with a new sewing machine especially if you have 11 kites

The penny just dropped, if she goes I'll have to cut the lawns and put the rubbish bin out, Bugger.
Looks like a sewing machine coming up for the lovely lady.

James,
No need for the Titan now. enjoy.

I here ya Prea.

Looks a tho I won't need to be swapping kites around Waxy.

Skid, I don't think she would see anything funny in that. But I plan to walk her thru cash converters first for a laugh. The sewing machine joint is next door

hey 62, you can tell when there isn't any wind around. he's bored stupid and can't help himself.

i, who wishes she was obeyed, is now the proud owner of a sewing machine. but after reading all this rubbish, i fear easter bunny won't be delivering any new kites this year.


mrs. HAAK

let us know how you dug your way out of this one mate :) I love a good lie to get yourself out of trouble.

Once I missed my girlfriends birthday drinks because I was having a kite. when I got pulled over the coals for it I pulled out a bull**** story that I had a fight with my old lady and in my saddened state I didn't want to bring the party down so i watched the sunset on the beach :) worked at treat. not only got away with it got sympathy from it as well. karma bit me on the ass though. got stuck with the hagged woman for 2 years before I finally let her loose. looking back on it now if i told the truth she prob would have dumped me and I would have had 18 months of alot more kiting :)