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Jimbob McBoilygroin
Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD
82 posts
Jimbob McBoilygroin Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD, 82 posts
30 Oct 2008 5:47pm
Hi yall
my girlfrend aksed me if i still loved her even tho she has put on a bit of wait. Is there a polite way of sayin no i dont and yes you is fat?
What does yoos folks reckin?
From the back she sorta looks ok.

angie pangi
angie pangi
QLD
1782 posts
angie pangi angie pangi
QLD, 1782 posts
30 Oct 2008 6:23pm
Far out! Thats GROSS!! Imagine her with a seat harness on. Second thoughts don't imagine that

XX angie
Jimbob McBoilygroin
Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD
82 posts
Jimbob McBoilygroin Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD, 82 posts
30 Oct 2008 6:31pm
i bourt her a xxxl dakine thingy with the bilt in bordshorts and all she has to do is tuck it in a bit. She had one lesson but didnt get on the board yet. She had to stop cos of the chayfing.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
30 Oct 2008 7:48pm
....."eyes wush myselv wids a rag ona steek..."
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
stabber stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
30 Oct 2008 7:58pm
just slap her and ride the wave in...just like a session at the beach meethinks?
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
30 Oct 2008 6:03pm
stabber said...

just slap her and ride the wave in...


Might have to get some of those helmet mounted lights to see where you're going though..

I think it's called 'cave diving'?
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
30 Oct 2008 9:10pm
now thats a beer gut.
Who says its a chick?Might be a dude with a manzear on
I feel crook,where's that throwing up smileing face thingie green pat
ispi
ispi
NSW
59 posts
ispi ispi
NSW, 59 posts
30 Oct 2008 9:33pm
She ? I saw the picture and was sure it was one of the older kite boarders from Kurnell.....
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
GreenPat GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
30 Oct 2008 8:47pm

I feel crook,where's that throwing up smileing face thingie green pat


Over at another forum, waiting for the propellorheads in the back room to build it in to this one. Laurie?

In the meantime, , you're making the moderators sick, show us some red thumbs on the original post and we'll delete it.
Jimbob McBoilygroin
Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD
82 posts
Jimbob McBoilygroin Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD, 82 posts
30 Oct 2008 9:01pm
moderater is a woos! dare yoo to deleet it! I gets me a handle of wisky if it stays for two days. My missus sent her pic to homegirls and i sed it woud make them sick.



yeehaa granma give me green thums!!
wrex
wrex
86 posts
wrex wrex
86 posts
30 Oct 2008 8:37pm
Get greenpeace to push her into the water and use her as a slider.
Jimmyz
Jimmyz
NSW
446 posts
Jimmyz Jimmyz
NSW, 446 posts
31 Oct 2008 12:51am
I reckon you're going to need a snorkel... enough said.
stoked2surf
stoked2surf
WA
43 posts
stoked2surf stoked2surf
WA, 43 posts
30 Oct 2008 10:53pm
wrex said...

Get greenpeace to push her into the water and use her as a slider.


i think even greenpeace would agree thats one whale not worth saving
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
Dawn Patrol Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
30 Oct 2008 11:37pm
So noone else is turned on?


Well.....this is awkward....
Blownaway
Blownaway
QLD
776 posts
Blownaway Blownaway
QLD, 776 posts
31 Oct 2008 7:24am
ooohhhhh

Jimbob youisa one sick puppy !
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6160 posts
myusernam myusernam
QLD, 6160 posts
31 Oct 2008 10:59am
she could actually have a waist harness on in the photo - you wouldn't be able to tell!
Planner
Planner
WA
18 posts
Planner Planner
WA, 18 posts
31 Oct 2008 10:07am
Yep she got it on. Can you tell me wich size kite she need ???
Jimbob McBoilygroin
Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD
82 posts
Jimbob McBoilygroin Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD, 82 posts
31 Oct 2008 12:20pm
the teecher used a wee 10m trainer kite to get her pumping. then he used a kite we loaned from the store that was 28m. I busted him peekin at her boobs and rubbin his harness on her back so i snotted him. All the sand under her belly gave her chayfing so i had to hose it out an rub cream on it.
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
WA
592 posts
Danger Mouse Danger Mouse
WA, 592 posts
31 Oct 2008 12:02pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

D
sci
sci
WA
762 posts
sci sci
WA, 762 posts
31 Oct 2008 1:37pm
Jimbob McBoilygroin said...

the teecher used a wee 10m trainer kite to get her pumping. then he used a kite we loaned from the store that was 28m. I busted him peekin at her boobs and rubbin his harness on her back so i snotted him. All the sand under her belly gave her chayfing so i had to hose it out an rub cream on it.


Jim Take this garbage somewhere else - there are plenty of forums that serve the discussion you are after. Its not even funny... Lets keep it kiting!
FreeFerty
FreeFerty
NSW
169 posts
FreeFerty FreeFerty
NSW, 169 posts
31 Oct 2008 3:38pm
..only a little?
Jimbob McBoilygroin
Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD
82 posts
Jimbob McBoilygroin Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD, 82 posts
31 Oct 2008 5:53pm
Jimmyz said...

I reckon you're going to need a snorkel... enough said.


I putted a snorkel on my truck. does that count?
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